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Sissoko's not in a million years a shit player, though.

Plagiarise much, York?

Fulham have a forum?

He'll probably do as backup in the Championship, like. Fitz Hall, Zurab Khizanishvili, Tamas Kadar and Ben Tozer all played for us in 09-10. Mike Williamson looked like John Terry in that league.

There are some obnoxious people on this forum, like.

Ridiculous thing to say tbh, not many clubs in world football play without a DM.They will be times went Rafa will play two defensive midfielders and rightly so Well that's a load of shit imo but it doesn't challenge what I said about the Championship one bit anyway. We played Guthrie and Nolan 2nd half of the season and tore the league to pieces.

We played our best stuff by far in the Championship last time without a DM. There's no need for one.

He's a CM.

He's better than Colback, Anita and Tiote, though. All that matters.

That's about right.

What's going on in here?

i've never wanted a player to get a serious injury more in my life, he's the playing equivalent of the pardew years where there's just no light at the end of the tunnel I don't like him either but that's OTT, man.

The Championship is a ridiculously long way from the PL, man. As long as you've got a few 'men' in the side and a modicum of talent in key areas it's an easy league to get through. If we can regularly put out a defence of Gamez - Lascelles - Mbemba - Dummett we'll concede fewer goals than even last time we were there.

My uncle got arrested for that.

As much as I'd like to blame Pardew for his shitness, it was Tiote himself who declared he modeled his game on that of Michael Essien when he arrived.

Yep. He tortured Enrique in the 1-1 at SJP.

Barton was only ever effective for us at RW. Routledge was better.

I know what you're saying (minus the daft 'useless piece of shit' comment), but Solano was completely surrounded by players with either pace, power or both. You need a balance.

Just goes to show how having a spastic in charge of making decisions can have a big impact on player values. Why do you think Ashley finally threw in the towel and put a genuine football man in charge? I'm happy as fuck me, now I really couldn't give a toss what knackers like shola in a flat cap think, I trust the man in charge to guide the ship right. I mean, aye. Not sure what any of this has to do with Sissoko's first touch like It's TRon. He types what's floating around in his head and then picks a quote to put above it at random. Just be thankful you were both on about the same player.

Knows his stuff Brown, to be fair. Namely that Gouffran cost us a fortune.

Rafa knows the score.

Who's the North Eastern co-commentator? John Carver's brother? Always have to turn him off, he's an absolute cringe-fest. Who is it? Ray Hudson - he's from Whickham originally I think but ended up going to USA to play and has stayed there as a commentator/pundit. Tries to be a bit like Sid Waddell. He doesn't try. He's just exactly like that away from the cameras/microphone. Mad as a box of frogs.

All of Tiote's best games for us have come against top sides. When we played him against Norwich - which was arguably the game that relegated us - he cost us the points by giving away a stupid free kick and the ball for another goal. In the Championship he'll literally just help the opposition get chances while not contributing to our forward play. He really needs to be sold to a daft Chinese outfit this summer because he's absolutely useless to our progression as a club.

Tiote and Shelvey in CM? No thanks. Think I'd go with Shelvey and de Jong. I think Gayle has to be in the team somewhere too. Perhaps as one of a forward 3.