Ronaldo

His body quite clearly isn't up to the demands of a professional athlete, like. It's about an injury every 15 games - and he's a keeper.

Just wow.

He'd be fairly exceptional in the Kevin Whately role in Inspector Morse, like. Just stand in the background making working class suggestions.

What a lovely worked goal.

To folk who don't understand goalkeeping, sure. He been OK, at best. That's a more than fair appraisal. And us folk who don't understand goalkeeping are perhaps concerned that the potential replacement may be a bit less than "ok". Completely get that, I am too.

To folk who don't understand goalkeeping, sure. He been OK, at best. That's a more than fair appraisal.

Cuba knows the Dr. Phillips area really well so you should PM him. That's closer to you.

I wouldn't take him to the Euros, like. Never been much of a fan.

Why does this crap get said so often on here? He's been OK, at best.

http://www.orlandogeorgeanddragon.com/ It's about a 15 minute drive from you.

We only needed 9 points from the second half of the season to stay up, like.

One thing I'll say about Rooney, it's so obvious when he's repeating something he's been told to say.

Wanting your country to lose to another because of one player seems a tad weird, like.

How little Wayne Rooney adds to build up play.

Such a fucking wet blanket. Hope he never works again.

Ian's had it in for Lukaku since he obliterated the Coloccini-MYM ultimate wet dream.

Give over, man. When was the last time someone said "Those Geordies are morons - they wouldn't even play Rooney over Kane and Vardy!" Well that's not what he said man Waste of time, mate. And I thought Stifler was slow.

What an absolute class act. Quite possibly the best manager any of us will ever see at NUFC and he might only be here 2 months. Doesn't bear thinking about.

Kane's a better player than Vardy, by a distance. Had a better season, too.

Kane, no. Vardy, I'm not sure.

At the height of his football career he was regularly beating the shit out of his wife, man. He's just a fucking idiot.

So the point being made is Shearer had one standout tournament at international level and Rooney's had none. You're perfectly entitled to your wrong opinion but I can't be bothered indulging in this embarrassing, biased bollocks anymore. Totally divorced from reason and typical fuel for the stuff that gets said about NUFC fans every time I watch us in a pub outside the NE.

What an bizarre post.

I didn't mention you once, like. But OK.

They both have a single standout tournament as England players, it's that simple. Shearer was obviously the superior goalscorer but to say he was 10 times better than Rooney - at domestic or international level - is utter fucking nonsense and typical of the stuff that has our fans a national laughing stock.