Ronaldo

Yeah well, we'll see if tunes change if we go down. Dalglish had no Shearer for the season and suffered the consequences.

Mitro gets bullied far too easily like. Can see Huth and Morgan having a right laugh with him.

You hate Dalglish more than McClaren? That's just plain fucking weird. We finished 2nd, played CL football and reached Wembley under the former. Under the latter we spent virtually an entire season in the bottom 3 - that's if he hasn't effectively relegated us with £80m worth of investment in a team even John Carver kept up.

He lives near Hoylake on the Wirral. It's a really nice area. Mendieta used to live in Yarm, not Boro, but I think he sold his house there a couple of years back.

What a strange comparison that is, like.

He wasn't saying 'game over', he was saying 'don't listen to me again, then'.

Costa's such a dirty cunt, man.

Except we don't have a replacement, like.

Like McClaren and Carver you mean?

Only if they wanna finish outside the promotion places.

Oh shut up. There's still a good chance we'll go down. As if he deserves any credit for the realisation we need a top manager to fix his mess.

You can't do that in the box, man. Stupid defending.

Has Roberto Martinez done his usual 'I just cant understand it' yet?

HTT can never resist including one utterly ludicrous sentence in an otherwise commendable post.

What did he say about him? Bellamy is the exact kind of character, who you'd expect to clash with......... well anyone. But despite what you read about how detailed Benitez is and how his football is a bit boring. It seems a lot of his former players are speaking highly of him. Carragher said exactly the same things about him in his book: outstanding tactically but a total control freak and extremely ruthless.

When we were linked on Wednesday I pulled out Bellamy's book to re-read what he'd said about him. I think the players will hate him, like. He'll get them winning games if they listen to him, though.

Andrew Sachs.

Steven Taylor? We were 15th, anyway.

Says someone who lives in Leeds... Meaning what exactly? Rattled. Your mother gets rattled. I'm just asking what he meant because it really makes little sense.

Says someone who lives in Leeds... Meaning what exactly?

Paully from here, no doubt.