Ronaldo

He's just shit. End thread.

Agree 100%. A LB who isn't consistently at fault for goals is something we've actually not had for years. If he was good going forward with the ball too he'd not be a Newcastle player. He's the type of lad who knows he lacks talent but just wants to be on the winning side and is prepared to put himself on the line to make that happen. He obviously loves NUFC but isn't mawkish about it like that thick permacrock twat Taylor. The posters who have it in for him didn't make a peep when the LB we spent money (peanuts) on was giving away goals for fun.

yeah, I really do. seemed the players looked up to him and he was definitely very vocal on the pitch. He'd just arrived, man. Ba's goals, a defence that played a consistent line, Ben Arfa, Cisse's goals and luck with injuries got us 5th.

Aarons at LB ffs.

Cabaye's leadership?

Anita at his worst is a completely ineffective player. Tiote at his worst is like gifting a man and a one goal head start to the opposition.

Well what's that got to do with him being odious? The money's there, it's been there for ages and it's about time it was spent on quality so we don't have to endure listless shites like Alsoran scampering around.

So was Bellamy.

Probably because he is one, becomes increasingly obvious each week that he's an attacking midfielder with excellent technique who is capable of scoring in double figures than a forward IMO. Yep.

Te quiero, Mojo.

Maybe he's walked around and seen what the women look like over there.

Fucking absurd statement.

Exactly, never would have sold him for less than £25m back then, he was a beast with a lot of promise.

Shearer, Beardsley, Rob Lee was all I could come up with better than him. Honestly, I'd probably rather watch Robert than all of them, minus Pedro, though. Nothing like a truly gifted player who can make things happen out of nothing and frequently does. Pure matchwinner.

I'm gonna assume you're on the wind-up and excuse myself.

Which frequently, you know, won us games. Daft decisions indeed.

Nah. Both contributed immensely to our attacking play. Robert was magic. He had pace, he could dribble, he struck a ball like no other player I've seen in black and white, and from around 20 yards out he was absolutely lethal. Very little to separate him and Bellamy for us. Pretty telling that Robert got more PL goals for us, mind.

It was stupid for him to have his arm out like that, mind. I like him. The only thing I worry about is his tendency to be physically bullied and subsequently panic under pressure.

Fat?

For a small CB Woodgate never got bullied either. Had absolutely everything apart from the required professionalism. Small? He's 6"2. Used to see him out all the time when I had the misfortune of living in Boro. He's my height. 6' or just over.

For a small CB Woodgate never got bullied either. Had absolutely everything apart from the required professionalism.

Think he's half a step above those. He's definitely a better player than all of those. He's our best player since Robert. Robert wasn't even the best player in Sir Bobby's team. He was by the time Bobby left.

Think he's half a step above those. He's definitely a better player than all of those. He's our best player since Robert.

What a fucking preposterous analogy this is.

What the fuck are Swansea up to?