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Reads like a slightly more coherent Neesy post, minus the part about the hot bird.

He's looked very sluggish and rusty since his return, like. Mbabu should be given a chance there.

TRon's read 'How to be a better poster in 10 days'. I'm impressed with him recently.

Shearer hates Coloccini, like. Don't blame him.

No surprise you can't spot the glaring errors, like.

"Makes things happen"?? Hahahaha. Jesus wept that's priceless It's runbish like, he doesn't even look like he can beat a man which isn't a great sign for a wigner. The laugh he does after he fucks u is hardly endearing either. This post.

Quality ffs. Shit midfield, no goals up front, abject in central defence and at full back, goalkeeper fucking useless. I don't want to be negative but people really need to start seeing our side for what it is.

Aguero, man. Best player in the league by a mile.

Pellegrini's a great manager, to be fair. Great? No chance. Well I cannot think of 10 better than him, put it that way.

Pellegrini's a great manager, to be fair.

Average players. Aye, OK.

He doesn't have any answers at all.

It was around 20 I think.

Your pal Ando doesn't like McClaren, that's for sure.

He's an easy target. On the pitch to take risks and make things happen while those around him, totally secure in the starting lineup, play like shit every week.

We'd be far higher than 17th/18th.

Put the boot in.

I've said it weeks ago, his management style is just all wrong for this group of gutlessness.

Our most important signing of the summer was Coloccini remember.

Need someone like Moyes, a physically dominant CM, Shawcross and a proven PL goalscorer like Austin and we'll be OK. We'll get none of these things, though.

Steady on! Your mate's doing a worse job, like. That's indisputable.

Nothing we didn't know. He's a 5 out of 10 manager with a shit/imbalanced squad with the worst spine in our PL history.

What the fuck is Coloccini doing man?