Ronaldo

It'd be a lot funnier if the bloke saying it wasn't one of the lowest pieces of garbage ever to grace English football.

Nobody will be watching the boxing at the time the game's going on, mind.

You've got to remember their job isn't to prove he's not guilty of the offences. They just need to cast reasonable doubt.

What a preposterous statement, even by your standards.

She is, and she's Irish, obvs. Quick Google search tells you complaints were made against her for lying to magistrates and making false allegations of threatening behaviour. Sounds like a horrible little bint.

Yeah that doesn't work given that they're all Dutch.

You think I'm weird. My mate worked in a restaurant across the road from it at the time, he stupidely told the stripper this. The next day for a week she came in for her lunch asking for my mate. http://replygif.net/i/116.gif

He's no better than Adam Johnson.

Yep.

Blob is a far better keeper than most people give him credit for, better than most 1st choices in the Prem. What a load of utter shit.

Defoe's a cowardly ugly dwarf. Lets hope he sleeps with the wrong person's wife and gets a bullet in his knee, or better yet, his skull.

It's actually an excellent site if you move away from the Pure Football threads, with some really knowledgeable, intelligent posters. PF is like an asylum mind. so big fat sam as expected has got yous looking like a team that is hard to beat, if you stay up, and i expect you to more than us, what do you think he can do next season? europe? Should change your name to Skirge's ghost with shit like this.

I agree that it's not that damming (but I do hate him). But "loved and supported", don't think Owen loves anything, especially not a football club. 'Club that he was familliar with and more likely to get him medals than Newcastle'. He 'loved and supported' them so much that he signed for Man U on a free. He loves horses and money.

90% of your posts make me wanna give you a hug, man.

The bemused old lady in the background the and lad running down the steps with his arse out for no particular reason steal the scene, to be fair.

Rafa Benitez is obviously an intelligent football man but larger-than-life? Have a word.

Hardly a double standard, like. The English players didn't have to fly 12,000 miles to play (relatively) pointless fixtures.

What's to suggest he won't?

You can't compare driving under the influence to shooting a gun towards a crowd of people, man.

:lol: Brass Eye, man.

Barrister obviously hasn't watched A Civil Action. Asking questions he doesn't know the answer to.

He's a French winger in his early 20s so I'd wonder what the fuck was going on if he wasn't a soft tart. I don't get the criticism of the bow tie, either. Pretty rich that Shearer will barely say a word about McClaren or Pardew's shocking job performances but has a go at a young lad for a pre-match outfit choice. It seems pretty trivial but it's the type of thing the mongs in the stands will lap up in a second.