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Offcisse? That's bloody useless.

Barton 'cares' because faux intensity is the only thing he has in his locker to resemble a PL midfielder. He's as weak as cardboard and about as athletic as a table and 4 chairs. Shit player, no thanks.

The average age of our 3 favoured CBs is 31.

Did this really happen? I doubt it considering Ryder gave him at least an 8 for his performance against Chelsea.

Aye mate, you're the only one with more than half a brain, McClaren and everyone else is clueless. Well, I stand by my opinion. It's based on 3 years of poor performances. I hope I'm wrong. I'm not, but we'll see.

I think not. Even Mick knows the score, and he's been a pretty vocal supporter of Colo on here.

I don't think my opinion is any different to anyone else's with half a brain.

I'd rather re-sign Warren than Joey.

6 quarter finals in 13 major tournaments. Hardly amazing. And based on our record since 1966, it's not underachieving but probably slightly above par. Fact is other than 1966 England have been an alsoran at international level. God knows what the reasons for that are, but that's the facts of it. Nobody said it was amazing, man. Average isn't accurate.

Yanga's probably the only CB on earth Messi could take in a fight.

I'm not sure you could sensibly define us as average when you look at the number of QFs we've made in the last 25 years. Underachieving, certainly.

It's exactly this. We've had an absolute mountain of shit at CB going back to when Woodgate left. Since our current crop of favoured CBs made their debuts for us it's no coincidence there's never been any serious bids for any one of them, which is the only reason they're still here. An average 23-year-old defender frankly represents a very good option in our context.

He's 23. He's already being written off for the future despite him, as you say, already being a reasonable defender.

Rolando's an extremely talented player and already by far our best winger and Carroll scored 30 goals in the year before we sold him. Silly examples.

You're easier to amuse than the average viewer of Mrs Brown's Boys, Disco.

At 33 year old CB is better at reading the game than a 23 year old with less than a dozen appearances in that position. More ingenious TRon insight to follow.

Looking at the rest of Riviere's s*** career probably overwhelming dispels any number of minutes against the likes of York City. poor Riviere man. Still think he'll prove to be better than what he has shown so far. Aye, one (scuffed) league goal in an entire season. He can only prove to be better than that. Though he'll still be shit.

Looking at the rest of Riviere's shit career probably overwhelming dispels any number of minutes against the likes of York City.

I think we all know how drastically different his popularity would be on here if he wasn't a local lad from the academy. Fortunately I think he's won most of the sensible crew over as a solid defender with potential.

Could you not have just got one from eBay, like? Not that I can understand why you'd want one anyway.

Both are somewhere between poor and utterly shit. Only one of them has any talent whatsoever and it certainly isn't Alsoran.

Pre-season's been like one big blindfolded Chinese fire drill, like. Atrocious stuff, yet again.

Contrasts nicely with "Can yee put Jonas on?" I guess.

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The stupid bastard is obsessed with our players which only confirms he has no football knowledge or insight of his own. Bit rich given that you'd probably sign Colo yourself if you were a football manager. His weaknesses are Mike Williamson's fault, remember?