Ronaldo

his batter became tiresome a few years ago tbh I'm laughing like a deranged lunatic at this.

Can't help thinking a few perceptions of Cabaye are being too heavily influenced by his last 3 months here. He's a very fine player but there's a reason he finds himself at Crystal Pace at almost 30.

Sure that wasn't written by that dim chubby lad who used to post on here?

I'd say you've been sniffing glue.

I'm worried about you, man. What is this garbage you keep coming out with?

I'm happy to give McClaren a chance but when we're talking about Williamson being much improved on the ball we really are clutching at some pretty short straws.

Janmaat in his black Audi in Ponteland after the game. Apparently him and de Jong are always in Fratelli.

I have absolutely no confidence in us to keep it tight at the back, which is where we'll drop points. Right back, for example, is the strongest position in the back 5. It has next to no cover and Janmaat isn't great defensively.

Well, I still prefer them.

I'm not sure the cunts lining their own pockets at Blackpool beat and rape women for a few giggles, like.

I was 8. I didn't cry. I did cry 18 months later when we lost at Wembley in the rain, mind.

Yep.

You cried when Cole was sold? I thought you were waaay older than that.

Fantastic going forward is a bit of a stretch, mind. He's got talent going forward that could develop into something effective. Defensively he's not up to it yet.

I wonder if him and Dummett could play together? Probably the best we can put out.

I don't even know what that is? I certainly don't get any notifications or owt about that waste of space.

Only Ian would consider 3 years as recent in this context.

We need 2 CBs in or this is going to be a shit season, like.

If he wasn't a few weeks back he'll certainly now be aware of how shit our fringe players (and some of the first Xl) are.

Can't expect any class from a paper that wanted Ed Miliband to be Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Playing golf on Sky Sports 4. He's a really good player, actually. Well impressed.

£500 for footage of a football match for fuck sake. Ludicrous.

I thought Lascelles was meant to be quite pacy? That was Williamson-esque.

Reminds me of Pro-Evo. Shegar and Bellasy up front.

We can have all the attacking talent in the world but it won't necessarily translate to points with the likes of Williamson, Taylor and Coloccini at CB.