Ronaldo

Mind Liverpool's defending's absolutely absurd. Correct football going nowhere again.

What a penalty that is.

What a finish.

Yep. It doesn't arouse me one bit either.

I'd go with the Cease.

Fuck defending; play no strikers. Sound logic.

LvG's the worst 'top' manager I've ever seen. As if someone once gave Bobby's job to him ffs. Not fit to wear Bobby's underpants on his head.

Not sure who you think looks special along with City, mind.

Mourinho will never equal in a dozen seasons what Ancelotti managed in his first one.

Scholes' face in reaction to him walking away when asked about Stones, man.

Le Tiss's make-up, man.

Ian catches on fast, as ever.

You're joking?

He's a much better manager than Pardew. No question.

This is fine. Good call.

Unreal somehow = the waste of human flesh we had in charge 4 months ago.

He's English and doesn't hit women or crash cars drunks. Of course the stupid lazy pundits like Merson will rate him above the better looking foreigners in the side.

There's nee mitigation for starting Obertan over the likes of Aarons and Perez, like. Not even Don King could spin that one.

I'm very glad that he obviously doesn't see Perez as a main striker, mind.

Nice guy and great player but thick as mince and too arrogant to take real notice, like most ex-pros.

Surely they can do better than him?

Oh, of course, he said World Cup. Fancied Gary Lineker ffs. On the other hand, Venables? The guy's just drunk.

Who the hell's he on about, Sheringham?

We played Southampton at home a few weeks ago.

Even as an NUFC fan if I was a professional I wouldn't want to waste a minute of my career at Ashley's Newcastle United. Given was 32 and offered the chance to leave the cesspit to win trophies. Fair play to him.