Ronaldo

I'm with Triggs on this, like. Awful football, awful coward of a man. Imagine throwing your female physio under the bus like that in public, man. Slime.

He makes Ian Wright look like House.

Dwight Yorke has no business talking about anything. Thickest cunt alive.

Yup He's changed. Love it. Neymar and Suarez has made him more of a cunt. You'd certainly love that, like. You and Santoon should move in together. Remember him saying something about preferring cheats to players who didn't dive.

Herrera a little pathetic for Benteke's goal, mind.

Mind Liverpool's defending's absolutely absurd. Correct football going nowhere again.

What a penalty that is.

What a finish.

Yep. It doesn't arouse me one bit either.

I'd go with the Cease.

Fuck defending; play no strikers. Sound logic.

LvG's the worst 'top' manager I've ever seen. As if someone once gave Bobby's job to him ffs. Not fit to wear Bobby's underpants on his head.

Not sure who you think looks special along with City, mind.

Mourinho will never equal in a dozen seasons what Ancelotti managed in his first one.

Scholes' face in reaction to him walking away when asked about Stones, man.

Le Tiss's make-up, man.

Ian catches on fast, as ever.

You're joking?

He's a much better manager than Pardew. No question.

This is fine. Good call.

Unreal somehow = the waste of human flesh we had in charge 4 months ago.

He's English and doesn't hit women or crash cars drunks. Of course the stupid lazy pundits like Merson will rate him above the better looking foreigners in the side.