Ronaldo

Someone put a fair wedge on Jocelyn yesterday.

He's picked up a good living for 6 1/2 years in return for 2 memorable PL goals and fuck all else. He's the last player deserving of sympathy. Utterly abysmal footballer.

Contracts of Taylor, Williamson and Coloccini all expire in a year. Interesting.

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There are a hell of a lot of Championship wingers likely to be able to come in and do a better job than this chump, though.

Ryan Taylor: Big Character.

Releasing him is for the best. I hope he can play a couple more years in Argentina.

Get in!

PSV in the Eredivise for a pittance or the Premier League (even with that lot). It's not rocket science, like.

Jocelyn's 25/1 with Skybet to be our manager for the first game of next season.

Every scene with Murray in that is gold. The final match with his hair all over is fantastic. Murray actually did bowl 3 strikes in a row, too. They just kept the cameras rolling and let him do whatever he wanted.

One of the greatest comedies ever, Kingpin. Beautiful stuff.

Well, obviously. The problem is, men who don't say yes end up quitting/being sacked and pave the way for cunts like Carver to come in.

Brewce and Paul Ince are currently holidaying together in Almancil in the Algarve. Brewce seems to be treating Hull's relegation like one big joke.

Yes, exactly. Very good manager who will always win stuff, but basically Mourinho without the looks or charisma.

The first thing I thought when I heard Benitez linked was how much of a wrong fit his style is for Ronaldo, mind. Real in general, actually.

That looks like Jim McDonald.

No.

How big are Barcelona's centre midfielders? This is easily the most TRon post ever. I didn't mention size you silly gimp. You didn't. but it's a factor nonetheless. Pardew didn't think he was physical enough for the premier and even in the last few pages he's been described as too lightweight. So might as well get it out there and discuss the pros and cons. Why do you think John Carver preferred Ryan Taylor in midfield ahead of Vurn? Because he's a fucking idiot who probably thought 'over the wall' would score and create goals.

Nah, it won't be till 1st of next month.

they've hired one good manager in the last decade. And that was actually 11 years ago. I also think Roy Hodgson's a good manager, mind. Admittedly he did poorly at Liverpool.

How big are Barcelona's centre midfielders? This is easily the most TRon post ever. I didn't mention size you silly gimp.

Don't think any of the top teams have a Vurnon Anita equivalent.

He still thinks he's the next John Terry, the fucking idiot.