Ronaldo

Forgetting about someone there, like. Two people in fact.

Well done, Mick McCarthy. Cracking manager.

Get in!

Maybe he heard about the early goal in our game and threw it?

Jesus. What a mess he's made there this season.

Just doesn't give a shit, man.

We need him in the dugout next week if he's coming, like.

We're going to have to do something about this idiot. He'll take us down 100%.

The most gutless wanker ever to wear that armband by a mile.

Shots have been fired, like. Carver down.

It would've been his son, Kenny Shep.

He said he was the most arrogant man he'd ever met. I just wish I'd heard the conversation between them.

As if that guy was assistant to Glenn Roeder, man.

Well, you have basically just named our best CB, midfielder, striker and winger.

Messi looks like he's about to boot that ball into a fan's face, to be fair.

Is he the highest scoring premier league defender? Not sure, mate. Would think so.

Terry will finish his career with more Premier League goals than Shola Ameobi.

Pearson's done a fantastic job there, regardless of whether he's a cunt or not.

Drogba.

Don't think this makes a difference. Leicester will stay up regardless, I said it months ago. Pearson will have the fear of God into these players.

It's odd watching teams compete, mind.

Drogba shouldn't be playing 2 games in 3 days.

It's funny both Neville and Carragher both referred to Keegan's 1996 side on Monday Night Football about 4 weeks ago.