Ronaldo

Whilst picking up 30 - £40k a week. What would you do??? I'd be amazed if he's on more than £20K. And I wouldn't conduct myself like that for any salary.

I can't feel sorry for Williamson while he doesn't have the integrity to do anything but lick the club's backside.

Can't imagine one of the greatest players of this generation adored by the whole of Europe would be well-advised to sit in the middle of a restaurant, mind.

He meant Colback.

As much as I'm not a big fan of McClaren you can't even entertain the idea of grouping them together, man. Carver as a head coach in the PL is like entering Mr Bean into a World's Strongest Man competition.

Yep.

It doesn't help that the MotD Newcastle 'representative' devotes all his 'analysis' to how poor the players are and how much John Carver loves the club. Danny Murphy and Phil fucking Neville are hardly going to break suit.

Not if Carver's the alternative we don't.

would make very little sense from McClarens pov, take that big a gamble on trying to pull something out of the hat where if it goes wrong in the space of about a month he's not only missed out on the playoffs despite being in the top 6 since september (?) but also relegated newcastle united, thats a massive hit to his reputation which he's trying to rebuild. It's either that or continuing managing Derby. People are talking like he's coaching Real Madrid next season.

Yeah that was the home fixture.

There's no Shola this year though. There was no Shola then either. The fuck you on about?

I think we'll 'fluke' something at QPR (again) and it'll keep us up. Just.

So Burnley and QPR's relegation likely to be confirmed next weekend, then.

Murphy and Neville ffs.

He's not even the worst player in the current side. He's utterly shit, mind.

More chance of them wiping his arse on the team bus.

I sincerely apologise. I'm hoping there's a longer version to come on that channel. In all seriousness did I miss something? The vids usually have footage from HT and FT. I think that's a preview version.

Struggling to think of a worse captain we've had. I know its not all about sound bites but I have never heard him speak. What is his role? Fuck off back to San Lorenzo Struggling? He was commentating today. Not a defence of Colo fwiw You won't find a bigger critic of Owen at NUFC than me - go back to 2009 and take a look what I was saying - but he scored something like 9 goals in the first half of the season we went down. Coloccini's been utterly shit from start to finish.

I sincerely apologise. I'm hoping there's a longer version to come on that channel.

How do you find such things? I'm a total Twitter novice.

Probably worth looking at. The Full clip, at least:

At worst, McClaren either manages Newcastle in the Championship or Derby in the Championship. Hardly a dilemma, like. He picks one of them and signs.

I'll look forward to Shearer blaming the players without naming any, while defending Carver and Ashley.

The 'train' from Middlesbrough to London via Darlington I wouldn't wish on a dangerous dog.