Ronaldo

Is that Mr Bean on his left arsecheeck?

He answered that one before you asked it.

I'm sure he has basic conversation Spanish which he'll expand, mind.

Moyes, if given sensible time, will succeed anywhere he goes.

Pretty sure the subtitle there doesn't translate to 'is too expensive'.

Someone who sniffs glue.

It's fairly unbelievable that someone took the time to type this nonsense.

No reason he can't become a full back in the Ivanovic mould in time. Not saying he'll ever be as a good, but with an effective wide attacking player in front of him you can't complain if he's defending well and a strong attacker of the ball in both boxes. Having a full back who doesn't need to be wrapped in cotton wool and allows attacking players to attack is a pretty big advantage.

If somebody suggested this to my face and I was carrying a handgun, I'd be tempted to use it.

You never go very long without playing the forrin card, like.

He's technically very good but he has the physical assertiveness of a small boy. No good being great on the ball if you're constantly getting knocked off it.

He'd be on the bench, rightly or wrongly.

The chants from our end have been utterly embarrassing for a long time now. I hate our support. No atmosphere at home and a 90 minute mongfest away from home.

He's much better than Debuchy, like. Going forward and in defence.

He's never looked a liability defensively. Only going to get better, too.

How does Wenger get away with being so tactically clueless game after game?

Another 2 clear.

Taylor most certainly isn't shite, but his day of getting to the next level as a defender has definitely been and gone.

you could base it on the general incompetence of the rest of the league Tripe, man. Give me a team in Europe except Real and possibly Bayern who you'd confidently say would beat them. They've sadly got an absolute dream team of players and are managed by someone who doesn't lose at home and rarely loses away.

State of this, man. A billion quid to get bullied by Bobby Zamora and Charlie Austin.

Hart's a fucking embarrassment, like.

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/i-am-job-edit.gif Brilliant.

That happened almost a year ago, like.

Brewce.

Sounds better coming from JFK, like. Something about taking him from Sunday League to being the most expensive defender of all time.