Ronaldo

Lots of weak long shots straight at him.

I don't know how the fuck they managed that, like. Same bloke who edited North Korea's World Cup win over Brazil?

I do really like him but I do worry what'll happen when teams start to identify him as our dangerous player.

It should end up On Demand, mate.

Replacing him would be very easy at this point. At least it would if the club were prepared to invest.

Williamson didn't put a foot out of place to be fair to him. Up against crap, in truth.

I've always said Haidara has potential and badly needs games. There's nothing to play for this season so we might as well hand the likes of him and Dummett some experience with an eye on next season. I still think a fit Santon is our best LB.

This is rubbish. For a long time he's been giving the team absolutely nothing from an attacking or defensive perspective. Two of the luckiest goals you'll ever see doesn't change that.

Awful in the first half, good in the second. Make no mistake, he'll be out of the side, and perhaps rightfully so, when de Jong returns.

QPR are so bad they should just be sacked from the PL.

Dummett's a better defender but Haidara looks a real talent going forward. His best game for us today. Probably worth playing Dummett CB and Haidara LB for the rest of the season. Let Coloccini and Williamson fight for the other spot.

Dummett's about a year off being our best CB.

I don't rate him one bit but Williamson's been superb today.

Gouffran.

Who is worse then almighty Ronaldo? Nobody. Very blatantly.

He's just shit.

It's a miracle they've even got a chance of staying up.

Great hit but Alan McGregor's an absolute fucking disgrace.

Sammy's just like his brother. Absolutely thick as shit.

Who just threw a packet of biscuits at Sissoko?

Haidara and Cabella have been very good.

This is easily your worst attempt yet, man. Piss off.

More uncanny than John Terry at the bus stop.

What on earth is your point?