Ronaldo

He's won four league titles in the best two leagues in the world. Everyone would pick him in that scenario, though some won't admit it.

Ian still pushing the idea that Colo is somehow our most influential player instead of a coward and utter liability.

He said that? Get in.

We really are extraordinarily adept at signing players with no bollocks or ambition.

I know completely where Keane's coming from, like. Though he probably should have known what to expect from a mincer like Savage.

Of course. Though you'd both pick Ronaldo over him in an instant if your lives depended on your team winning the title. It's old guff.

Zidane was better.

Scott Sloan Who?

There's a massive difference between 'wanting him' and taking him over Pardew. Nobody wanted him.

I recently found out that he'd won every single amateur boxing match he had in his teens. That's a guy with bite, to be fair.

Jesus, that first team mentioned wouldn't get near the top 6 of the Championship.

He's back in NE for a wedding on Friday, anyway.

Who?

From the perspective of wanting to win games, Cisse is at his best by far when he's up front alone.

Or you a WUM or just this much of a fucking idiot?

What does this guff mean?

Pardew's most effective defender so far has been Shearer. He hasn't criticised him once this season despite being virtually begged to by Lineker etc.

Which goes for pretty much every starting CB in history. You need reliability there first and foremost, which it makes it all the more ridiculous when daft idiots turn their nose up to very solid defenders like Shawcross because they aren't cultured enough. Fucking preposterous.

On the upside, those four goals have failed to get us out the relegation zone.

It's taken almost 2 years to be fair. Utter waste of flesh now.

Fuck that.

Not really. Chelsea are spoilt arseholes, Arsenal have a stadium totally non-conducive to creating an atmosphere and City are City - plastic scum.

Whatever. When he's just a rich retired dwarf in 5 or 6 years he'll regret spending the best years of his career at a nothing club followed by a nothing league.

This too.