Ronaldo

I'm with you Midds, but the heavier the defeats the better it'll be.

Two full backs that can't defend, 2 CBs who cost us goals left, right and centre, and a GK about as athletic as a 3 piece suite.

I don't think Dyer was great but him and Speed were perfect together. They won midfield battles against some great teams, and when it mattered.

Also, him and Dyer were a brilliant partnership in midfield. The best I've seen in our colours. They could both win the ball, play it and do damage in the final third.

Isn't Janmaat back next game? Either way it's hilariously bad.

I'm almost drooling doing just that.

Speed was very good from 1998 to 2003 I'd say. I can't see Cabaye being as consistent over that period. Speed was good at pretty much everything, and you need a CM like that.

That's the beginning knowing that mental lot, like. Fair play. You know we have members here who still retain their season tickets, right? And every time you slag off the 'sheep' you're talking about people you probably interact with here on a daily basis? I was talking about 'Gers fans, like. And, for the record, I interact with plenty of people retaining season tickets, including my immediate family. The ones I have a big problem with are those who choose to enable Ashley and Pardew and position themselves against those at the game trying to push for change.

Let's hope he's out for 2 months.

That's the beginning knowing that mental lot, like. Fair play.

It isn't 'all Pardew' that Coloccini can no longer defend.

That's brilliant.

Coloccini's even less suited to that than him. Dude, it's getting weird now. Like the crazy guy on Alan Partridge. What's crazier is people pretending that Coloccini isn't a big part of the reason our best defender is at Roma and the fact we're going down.

Coloccini's even less suited to that than him.

Anyway, I think it goes like this: Xavi > Iniesta > Lampard > Zidane >>>>> Pirlo.

What issue? He's disliked by pretty much everyone in football. Why would he make a good coach?

Fuck.

Except Ronaldo can do pretty much everything Zidane could, and better.

If only it was Celtic. His mansion would be rubble within days.

Well, obvs.

Campbell's pitiful. He accuses the FA (and others) of holding back his England career because of his skin colour and wonders why nobody wants to employ him. Lunatic.

Nees, it definitely happened for us in a weekday game in 03-04, and I'm convinced it was that one. The Scousers were voting for him because the 3-3 draw had guaranteed their CL participation.

Didn't Bramble win it on Monday Night Football once and cause them to cancel Man of the Match voting? I think that might have been Southampton away in 03-04. Was definitely not at the weekend, anyway.

Playing again in less than 3 days, mind.

Who you said wasn't good enough for England or the PL a few months back.