Ronaldo

An awful full back is one who contributes nowt going forward and costs you goals. That describes plenty of our lot over the years but not this lad.

It's in Sky's On Demand library. You may be able to download it from somewhere.

He's an awful defender and footballer who strikes a ball well. Sorry, but that's the truth.

Other than the obvious association with Pardew, I don't get the negativity towards him at all. He's a young lad relatively new to PL football who's looked very solid defensively and a goal threat. If he was brilliant on the ball in addition to those qualities he'd be at another club. The Steven Taylor comparisons don't wash either. He was costing us goals left, right and centre during his first 4 years in the team and arguably beyond.

Falklands is over mate, get over it I just couldn't be bothered running the risk of spelling his name wrong.

That pretentious Argentine arsehole will let us win again.

Jovetic actually gave the worst performance I've ever seen from a player costing over £10m tonight. Everything he did was wrong.

Christ have this lot wasted an incredible amount of money.

He's a good defender. I'm not sure where his final position will be but I think he'll be our starting LB for the duration of Pardew's tenure.

3 minutes.

Shearer was retired, actually. I'm pretty sure he was playing. It was against Chelsea. I know it was. He may have been playing in spirit but he was retired.

Shearer was retired, actually.

We're playing the right teams at the right time. There's nothing more to it than that.

Noel.

City really haven't bothered one bit here.

Think it's worth mentioning we've been up against a mixture of shit, laziness and abysmal tactics.

Same with Jonas. These players may graft but they consistently ruin any chance of dynamic attacking width.

City are totally in training ground mode, as they were in the last round up until HT.

£55m on Mangala and Jovetic ffs. They'd be better off just burning piles of money in the street to keep tramps warm.

Who said that?

God Almighty that team.

Did he just say City are at their most dangerous when they have the ball?

He's a 12 year old attacking midfielder I was convinced he was a 12-year-old striker, like.

Armstrong.

I definitely won't do that.