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It's this sort of utter stupidity we criticise other supporters for.

He's trying so hard to evoke sympathy from the supafans with the dishevelled look, like.

Stop being critical of a player consisting letting us down badly as a captain and a footballer. Aye, right. Name a player who's played more than half a dozen games who hasn't let us down badly during this ridiculous run. Your point being what? It's alright for the captain to let us down because several others have.

I don't think there are any, tbh. Everyone knows only too well that Ashley's taken money from transfers out of the club, exploits it for the purposes of Sports Direct and allows no real link between the manager and player recruitment.

Stop being critical of a player consisting letting us down badly as a captain and a footballer. Aye, right.

It has Brett and Ian W's name all over it, like.

Aye, that and something else.

He wouldn't, like. Not that I rate Gouffran out wide.

At the end of Drivetime (7PM) it'll definitely be up.

The nonchalant malaise that's engulfed the club is typified most heavily by Pardew and Coloccini. Both dreadful leaders but effective as yielding yes men.

Adrian Durham slating Pardew for his management of Ben Arfa It's been perfect so far. Let's hope they don't do a phone in To be fair, the Newcastle fans who ring TalkSport usually say the right things, comparatively.

He's captain, he'd be expected to present the club viewpoint officially even if he thinks Pardew is a twat. As someone mentioned already, he still didn't offer any support to Pardew. He's also expected to lead the team and set an example on the playing side of things. He does neither.

If only, man. Sadly he can't.

The irony being, Colo's utterly useless performances as a defender and captain might see Hatem back.

Need to make sure Pardew's gone or dead before that time.

How did the players get Hughton sacked?

Anal picked the only candidate and as pliable and brainless as him.

The one in Portugal with rocks instead of a stand behind one of the goals is arousing.

He'll never get the England job. Not even the FA are stupid enough to do that.

People like Jason Cundy will no doubt be on the air complaining that he got us 5th, then 10th (without Cabaye) and then got forced out by idiot Geordies expecting top 4.

The longer he hangs on the less chance there is of a stupid club like QPR giving him the job on big money.

The great thing is, when his tenure here ends his career's going to sink like a boulder.

And without Gouffran helping them out.

That's another world, not an ideal one.