Ronaldo

It never is, though. He's just the captain and senior CB. Not his fault we concede goals.

I'm tempted.

Lolerpool.

Him and Riviere must be paid up members of sackpardew.com, like.

Fair play, Agent Manu.

Thank fuck that ended when it did. Still bottom, still in big trouble.

GET THE FUCK IN!

You're an absolute fucking joke, man. Pardew thanked Ashley after the window.

Absolutely not. It's the best result not involving a loss.

It's more like a rotten banana and Bovril brigade. Cunts.

Riviere and Gouffran are doing well if you're aren't a supahfan.

what because he is absolute fucking dog shit ? This is both harsh and 100% true.

Better than a win.

Who from this team has been better in the last 12 months? Pata - the perennial defender of Tiote and Colo.

Hull look so bad.

Oh, God. That's pathetic.

Christ. Rio was the quickest defender around 10 years back.

Did I just see Peter Crouch outpace someone?

It's pretty stupid calling Moyes a '6' and pretty daft thinking we can attract an '8' when we've only had 2 of those in the last 40 years of our history - and that was when we had ambitious ownership.

Another 3 weeks would be my guess.

I remember him beating Everton at home, I think.

Or not, because we'll likely lose all the away games till then which will mean if he survives today's game.....