Ronaldo

Stupid on every site.

'More' sounds a lot better, Wullie.

He sounds much better, anyway.

Brilliant avatar, man. Born to Run.

Can Capoue play a bit of football?

'Papiss just doesn't understand what is needed in a game like this' - or words to that effect. Think it was like Cisse's 4th game for us at home to Sunlun.

As if that lot should get preferential treatment over paying fans anyway.

Dislocated jaw.

That GIF.

Can we stop the whole 'the king' bullshit, please?

Believe me, man. Pardew and Shola are practically in an open relationship.

Was he fuck, Mike. Shola just won't have a bad word said about Pardew by anyone. Pardew's big whore.

Who, what?

Sissoko or Anita?

Give me a break, man. A good manager would see him replaced in a second.

Trust you, man. But, no, not really.

Perfect example of a player not improving one bit for 10 years.

I just thought it sounded funny.

From who? He scored 0 in 7 for Stoke in The Championship 6 years ago. ...and scored 1 in 2 for us 4 years ago. Can't believe you're making me stick up for Shola. 5 years ago in a team creating so many opportunities even Cuntenkrands got double figures.

City, United and Chelsea.

From who? He scored 0 in 7 for Stoke in The Championship 6 years ago.

Big difference between strengthening and bulking, like. Kieron Dyer was never more than around 9 stone but he learnt how to be pretty strong on the ball. It's a silly statement overall, mind.

That defence, man. We're going to ship goals for fucking fun yet again this season.

He stopped getting a game because he couldn't hold Debuchy's hand.