Ronaldo

He scored a header by running in when the ball was literally about to go in anyway. That is not, "winning the game for us" by any stretch of the imagination. It's called being a greedy bastard who does fuck all every time he plays for England in any major tournament. Even Shola could have scored that. Managers don't affect your first touch and everytime he's played for England it's been abysmal and it's like playing with ten men. Now I rate Rooney for UTD (out wide) and he demolishes us every time we play them but he's had his chance. I'd rather we start with the majority of the attack of a team who just finished second than an ungrateful bastard, who doesn't even play in the Europa League and lets us down, game in game out. Ah, so we're not counting Euro 2004 either now. Keep it up. Funny the impact a few meaningless friendlies has on people's brains.

Winning the game for us in 1 match out of 2 doesn't constitute a shit tournament.

'06 and '10 makes 2.

At both of them since Euro 2004, you mean?

So you wouldn't start Rooney because you're totally against the idea of bringing the best players off the bench?

Signings like Gomis are Ok by me, like. Look good on paper but unlikely to actually make that much difference for us in games. Perfect formula for the end of Pards.

At least 35K are decent, like.

Vuckic, man. Not improved one bit in over 3 years. Similar to Ferguson and Sammy.

Says the 'bloke' who was banned for calling Neesy a fat, retarded mong.

And they are always black, racist media. Costa isn't, to be fair.

For 6 years striker after striker has been hailed as the new Didier Drogba.

Worth a quid, just in case there's an intricate betting scam in place for the worst striker in the competition to score 6 against Iran.

West Ham and QPR will offer £150K.

You tell me, you'll be paying to watch him play.

I like Rich. Not so fond of moaning like a 16-year-old girl about our best players getting sold like it's something that started last week. Been going on close to 4 years.

That's better.

Going down because we're missing our best RB? No, no, no, no, no.

Theakston was a horribly shit keeper 4 years back, why does he get invited back?

Never made it onto the pitch, mind.

It's just embarrassingly small time, mate.

Ah right, sarcasm to highlight the fact that Colback isn't as good as Cabaye. We all badly needed reminding, no doubt.

Clearly, but what point are you trying to make?

First one was, SBR was manager wasn't he? Don't remember that, like. Though it must have been almost 10 years back.

What's this actually a reference to?