Ronaldo

Jagielka's played 36 times this season, like.

I never said Martinez wasn't attacking, I just think his Wigan side were a pile of shite who consistently failed to show any class throughout each season and survived by the skin of their bollocks by beating lowly teams already on the beach come April/May. The fact they passed it in nice triangles doesn't make their football correct, for me, anyway.

You shouldn't need to take risks of you're controlling the game but that's besides the point. It demonstrated that he had instilled a mentality in them, not to panic when under pressure and to keep the ball and find the spaces with good movement and a bit of cohesion, which personally I admired Also known as slowing down play, allowing your opponent to reset into their defensive formation, losing any advantage you might have had by hitting them during their transition phase. Aye, fucking idiots, they should have just booted it up to Shola. Keegan didn't boot it up to Shola, nor was he remotely concerned with 'controlling' the midfield. Scare the shit out of the opposition, score goals and you'll control the game.

It shouldn't. What we've got now is far worse.

Link ? Best off asking Tooj but I think it was a radio interview I heard around 2-3 years ago.

Playing the game the right way is taking risks and scoring goals, not keeping intricate possession.

Sake.

Whatever the decision is, finishing 10th or 11th probably won't make a hint of a difference.

Fucking planning commission... Northumberland County Council having a laugh by the sounds of it.

Not true IMO, Wigan often looked very good but just ended up losing a lot.

Ideal world, yeah.

Anything other than Chelsea sounds good to me. Though I certainly don't want Bayern in there either.

It basically shows daft 80s and 90s TV movies. They're usually really harmless fun and humorous completely by accident.

Coentrao, Modric and Pepe for me.

Sir Les as manager ffs. Club legend but I wouldn't fancy him to spell his name right.

Like a film I saw on one of those movies4men channels loosely based on Red Riding Hood where the main character (and her grandma) were savagely raped.

One thing I will say, Martinez never had Wigan looking like a PL side, so he isn't what he's being made out to be. Moyes is easily the more proven manager. In an ideal world you'd want someone more attacking but I'm not convinced Martinez is any sort of Keegan replica as some would have you believe.

Should be over for Bayern, like. Be a bloody good game next week.

That's arousing.

Real should be 3-0 up. Ancelotti tactical masterclass there, like.

Xabi Alonso can't get in the game against this level of player. Isco struggling too.

I fucking hate Robben. What a prick.

Get in there!

He's gone on record in the last few years saying we're his club.

I read something in The Sun (twas in the Barbers, no other reading material) today about him being denied planning permission to extent his gaff in Northumberland. Had no idea he still had a place up there.