Ronaldo

He said we were in a fantastic position but he’s worried. Nowt wrong with that.

Strange response to some very legitimate points.

Howe must have said half a dozen times since last spring that Lascelles was a lot further away than Botman.

Lloyd Kelly: Lied to about Amanda being in it for the long haul, what being Dummett’s replacement would entail, and finally forced to join Juventus with a pay increase. It’s like an ITV drama.

Blowing my mind here, brother. I very nearly owned a house on Chretien Road a couple of years back which I assume once backed onto it before the sellers pulled out and we had to go with our second choice a few hundred yards away. Oh and if it was you, I no longer think you’re a twat.

No Europa league at an absolute minimum and they’re all going, let’s be honest.

Northenden GC? That’s my local course. What were you doing there?

As long as Krath is fit I’m alright with this. I don’t think he’s remotely influential at this point.

Listen to you Mr Negative Nelly on Howe’s back again.

There’s no tactical plan to change it and no personnel to freshen it. We’re at the stage now where the club owe the fans a bit more than the political guff we hear in every presser about funds.

As bad a second half as you’ll see that, mind. Absolutely dogshit and completely self inflicted.

I’m sure that’s been said for the last 4 games. You’re right though, he’s clumsy on the ball and a walking card.

Do you vote Reform now??????

Fulham voted Labour, guys. Do keep up.

Are we really still talking about 33-year-old Callum Wilson being a miss when we have the best striker in the league and it’s obvious Wilson is unlikely to last 3 sub appearances before his next injury?

We’re categorically not staying. I think it’s pointless even discussing it. The stadium sadly no longer matches the club and needs flattening.

The Brighton performance sticks out for me. Such a big game / result and he was bloody everywhere. His effort was never in question.

If you were a Bournemouth fan you could be forgiven for thinking they’ve got a better manager, mind. Not saying he is but in all of our meetings with Bournemouth since Eddie got the job we’ve looked second best despite having the better players.

Plus the fact Hall plays in a position where his competition is Matt Targett, not Alexander Isak.

What was he then? He never had anything like the intelligence or the talent required to be a #10 at this level. He’ll be remembered, rightly, as a tenacious a wide player as you’ll ever see who frustrated more than he succeeded but played a big part in our best season in 20 years.

You’d definitely take that over Mike Ashley still being asked for autographs outside that restaurant in Ponteland in 2018.

I understand people not prioritising a replacement in this scenario. He gives you nothing now.

If we win 6 out of those 8 at home we’re going to finish top 5.

Be best thing for us this season, though.

I know you’ve not been radicalised.