Ronaldo

Nobody did. Clueless. I'd rather have Rooney in my team. End of.

Only if you don't watch much football, and I know you don't. Get back to defending Pardew.

Those 3 are all about the same level. I'd probably rather have Rooney than any of them if pushed, though.

I can't think of anyone clearly better than him outside of Messi and Ronaldo. He's top bracket.

He's a great, great player who's become pretty underrated in the last few years.

You've got the craziest memory, man It's pretty damn good but you don't forget utter bollocks like that, mate.

How dare we expect a £16.5m poacher to score more than 26 goals in 4 seasons? Delusional.

The midfield couldn't dominate a pub side, the forwards have all the threat of diluted bath water, nowt from out wide but the odd laugh and Santon's staging his own personal shit-the-bed tour.

I think the other areas of the pitch have been far worse, mind.

That's the third different custom title I've had in a week.

I won't. Taylor and Colo are generally a decent combination.

Bit unfair to include Glass, he was ok imo. Should have slipped in Garry Brady instead. Glass scored some important goals coming off the bench I seem to remember. Man Utd (H) 1-1 springs to mind, a SBR triple special. Think he may have scored in a European tie too. Him and Cordone definitely came on. Maybe Cordone scored too? You not thinking of Silvio Maric? Went his first year without scoring then finally got one in Europe.

Imagine Sissoko and Anita having a fight? More chance of Shola heading one in from a Krul long ball.

Smith's the worst striker I've seen start games for us.

The shining light of a shite season. Speed, Solano and Harper had good seasons too.

Exactly it. Barton the CM is a poor PL player at best. RM with Carroll to aim at is a different story.

Seamus Venison Albert Colo Bernard Solano Dyer Speed Robert Beardsley © Shearer

Where the fuck is Beardsley? EDIT: Ah.

RB's the toughest position to fill, like. I'd probably go with Hughes or Venison.

On a roll this month, man. Sellars was great for us, he linked up so well with Beardsley and Cole and was a very good team player to your individual that was often Robert and Ginola. It isn't always about the eye candy Ronny. To pick the best 11 players from the last 20 years individually would be piss easy, but to pick the right players to make the best side isn't. For example I'd have Cole and Beardsley as my front two. Shearer was great but when it comes to the team you have to think what works best. That's why I'd have Shearer and Bellamy over Shearer and Sir Les for example. Who wouldn't? I don't remember Sellers doing anything better than Robert.

Missed Cronky's (usual) guff.

On a roll this month, man.

Just a shame he managed to omit Robert's incredible solo effort against West Ham. The 1 where he hit the post and got the rebound?

Just a shame he managed to omit Robert's incredible solo effort against West Ham.