Ronaldo

Scary thing is he's still our best striker by far with Remy injured.

Against Hull he linked up better with Remy than any other strike partnership has done for us in absolutely years. Give over man. I know, man, what utter shite.

Everything went through Bellamy when he was here. I hate that you've brought him into this.

True that, mind. Sick of hearing about his WC dream when he's contributed fuck all to the club paying his wages for years.

Without mentioning the various midfielders and defenders Not looking forward to it at all. CB, CM and a 2 STs needed at an absolute minimum.

Fingers crossed Hughton is sacked between now and next Saturday or they're getting 3 points.

You're so rubbish, man.

The coaching staff are all crap but I fail to see how they're to blame for the worst first choice midfield I've ever seen in black and white and 3 strikers who haven't scored in ages.

It's not, though. Fulham are down, man. So bad they almost failed to beat us.

Are you suggesting we spend money?

The drinks are on me when this utter stain leaves.

Need to sign a real keeper for backup and maybe we'll see an improvement.

He's a good footballer but not a goalscorer. We knew this when we signed him.

Our position in the table is built on quicksand. Take away Remy and we're utter shite. That midfield 4 wouldn't create fuck all in the Championship.

Krul wants fucking shooting for that. Useless.

Our only goal threat? Why?

Slim's a demented little pervert. Pay no attention.

This is nonsense, mind. Cisse and Sissoko have played well.

Southampton back above us then. Hughton bringing defenders on at HT to keep it at 1-0.

LDJ is a much better version of Shola. If he was a genuine goal threat he wouldn't be here.

Where would you play him, Ron? He's not a winger either but I'd play Marveaux there.

Yet you've always got an opinion.

Gouffran's such a nonentity out wide on the left, man.