Ronaldo

Wasn't he voted the worst player in their history? They misjudged him.

So he's poor to average at dealing with crosses, for example? Fast becoming an embittered moaning old woman, HTT.

He's 25, man. He's quite possibly 10 years off his prime.

I don't think we've ever had a player too good for Newcastle United to keep.

That guy always looks like he's just in it for getting the best seat in the house, whenever I see him on the bench Can I suggest that if you hate all things British this much you fuck off from this forum?

I'm amazed people are still wasting time with this pudding, man.

Take away the 2 loanees and the players on the bench there suddenly become starters. Hell of a policy.

That's rubbish, man.

Utter plank.

Good analogy. 'Mind the cows, Richard.'

I want Ancelotti managing us with Messi up front, doesn't mean I dismiss more realistic scenarios.

There's actually people on here who'd be against the idea of Hoddle managing us given the current car crash? Mentalists.

Coutinho has had like 3 good games of late, and yet again completely different position and player. Put Ben Arfa in Sterlings place and he'd do better. You'd sacrifice a really promising young player like Stirling for Ben Arfa? Not a chance.

And drop Coutinho for him? No chance.

In the first half he was. You've gone mad.

One of our better players against Everton?

Fight stupid with stupid, the Kaka way. One day you might say something nice to someone, one day. You know I think a lot of you Bimpy but this is a tad rich coming from someone who consistently paints his nearest and dearest as some sort of Mandy Dingle - Lenny Henry hybrid.

Fight stupid with stupid, the Kaka way. Well it's apparent Wednesday was the last straw, judging by the reports of him singling out Ben Arfa and Marv. So not sure what you're on about. But whatever makes you feel relevant anyway. It's called suspension of bias. None of us want Ben Arfa to be marginalised but coming out with that utter nonsense just adds fuel to the opposing argument.

Fight stupid with stupid, the Kaka way.

We wouldn't, mate.

Or more to the point Shaka. He was horrendous at Blackburn. They were both shite. Nah, Shaka had a horrible game at Blackburn but he saved a lot of points that season with his shotstopping.

Ryan Taylor too. Was he fuck.

Although I'd have Santon and Haidara all day over Dummet. People just rate him because he's a local player. Absolute garbage of a footballer and I know he's young but both Santon and Haidara are too. Describe to me how he's "absolute garbage" for fucks sake. Anyone moaning about Dummett being shit at this stage must have cried tears of blood when watching Ramage, Huntington, Edgar etc in our defence seven or eight years ago. He looks a mile better than any of those already - played about seven or eight senior games in our shirt and has yet to be culpable for anything (Sunderland enforced CBness aside). With you on this. He looks a better bet than Haidara.

If only Pavel Srnicek hadn't been such an utter shit keeper.

Sky saying he's sacked. Anyway, Fulham going down down down down da down down down.