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Robert's the best winger we've had in my lifetime by a distance. With the way the game's changing in favour of a different type of wide player I can see that lasting a while. I'm a little biased, mind. He's the third player on my teamsheet.

And Keith Gillespie, who I liked but isn't fit to lick Robert's underpants on his best day.

No Robert.

Fuck off.

A mackem, in other words.

And he scored goals, whereas Woodgate and Colo don't. Sounds simplistic but I want at least one CB to hold genuine goal threat.

You know what I mean, pull his shirt over his heed.

Hell of a player. Neither was miles ahead of Albert. Albert and Colo would be my pick in an NUFC '93- Xl. I'm too young to remember him properly to be honest. Fair play, mate.

Bernard worked well with Robert, so I'd have him in there.

I could. Colo plus and a mixture of Bobby's and KK's.

The lad with the Owen pro-evo avatar up until like last year?

He's a tiny little bugger, like. If I worked alongside him on a daily basis I'd be tempted to pull his clothes off and stuff.

Neither was miles ahead of Albert. Albert and Colo would be my pick in an NUFC '93- Xl.

Not before time too. It looks like an early 90s leisure center. Not much better on the inside from what I've heard.

I still don't think he was as technically good as Defoe. Defoe struck a ball far better. As a poacher he really should've scored far more goals, looking at the service he got throughout his career.

Says it all, mind. Back then I was a season ticket holder, went to most of the away games, European ties and even Worthington Cup nonsense against Hull with Ian Rush and Des Hamilton starting. Now I say no to free tickets for PL games against Villa.

I thought he only scored one for us, but wiki says two. Not true. Rush was awful by the time he got here but I saw him score for us at SJP in the LC.

This is where the £19m for Cabaye is 'going'.

A total waster. I don't think he gave a damn about his football career till it was too late. Leaving us was a big mistake because he wouldn't have been able to act like that in NE.

It's more everything I know about him from living there for 5 years. If you want to make it at Real Madrid you don't act anything like he did. He'll regret it when his career's up and he looks at what he's actually achieved compared to what he should have.

Nobody is asking him to visibly enjoy losing, like. Just do it with a modicum of class from time to time.

He was decent.

Woodgate had a heart made out of cheap fibreglass. Total waster of the pitch, but I've gone into that too many times to do it again.

He did...........just another one the boys brigade employed by Kenny the Cunt. Ian Rush, Pearce, John Barnes - all fucking finished. Steady on, man. Pearce and Barnes were good in their first season. Both of them at that point would probably start for us now.

I think Colo from 2010-12 is untouchable. Better than Woodgate in most areas.