Elliottman

Was a big fan of his in the early days and a big critic before he went out on loan. Could never fault his effort though and jesus, what a way to end his time here. All the best Jonas lad,

I feel the same. Disaster written all over it that one. It would be Keegan (his second stint) all over again. Laudrup wouldn't last 2 months in the clubs current setup. He want complete control over transfers etc. Well you'd imagine that would be discussed before he signed to be fair.

Was that Heza?

Yeah, it was a generous decision to say the least. He didnt want to ruin the occasion, I dig that

Honourable mention to LFEE for keeping the red in his pocket too

that would be an amazing size arm if it were real

he walks straight into a high profile premiership job.

Blatantly happening.

David Craig. resident Kiss arse.

To think it took him 8 years to do that.

I'm in shock.

Not sure if its nerves or the curry I had last night, but my stomach is going wild.

Well played all, was a good afternoon. Deserved win for the Blues. Seems as though the Reds were influenced by pardews tactics with those relentless long balls Hope the shoulders alright rocker, you sounded in a lot of pain

Aye nee ringers like.

Big lips like.

a vital peice of equipment

Someone bringing a couple of balls? apart from the red pussies obviously

Aye I'm a bit wrecked too. won't svore

touch harsh

A map/directions are in the OP. What does it say? That you're a f***ing pleb. Post code is NE7 7XA NE1 4EP

I was LB last match. I was going to say something smart but I've since realised I cant run so I'll not bother.

Just been for a run, knee is fucked. Ill still play like, but I've effectively got one leg.

Who's playing on the left side for the Reds?

So how does this work then, shall I stick a 'elliottman' sticker on my forehead?