Lenny

I missed QPR, Palace and Swindon.

Briliant I'm in a really quiet room with an echoey hallway by it, I'm sure everyone can hear me creasing myself.

Good work. I've just booked tickets and hotel also (which hotel you go for?) and am desperately trying to find a cheap solution to travel from London. I cannot be fucked with bus, I don't want to drive and train journey is fucking extortionate. I also hate flying... Looks like it's going to be extortionate train journey! I went with the Thistle Hotel. Anybody had any experience with it? I looked at the train it's fucking well expensive so I've opted to drive, not going to be fun. I flew from Stanstead before but I've driven from my house to Cornwall quite a few times in the past which is only about 20/30 miles shorter a journey, so I'm gonna firm it.

I've just booked tickets and a hotel for this. Only going to be the second time I've seen us at St James'. Last time was the Olympiakos game, hopefully we'll play as well as that night. Gonna be a nice drive up from Kent

Outstanding performance from Viduka. When he's like that he's pretty much unplayable. It's sometimes beyond belief how he manages to kill the ball and keep hold of it. Infuriatingly talented.

I got the feeling Martins was going to be dropped anyway. I'd rather he played but he hasn't offered a great deal recently.

If either of ours, or Boro's players have any heart/determination/bollocks, this should be a really good game tonight. If the thought of seeing your teams name above the dotted line at the bottom of the table after being below it for so long isn't enough to get you fired the fuck up then they really need to just quit playing football altogether. Seriously, how good would it feel to see our name above that line. I've honestly been resigned to the fact that we are going to be playing Championship football next season, but now it's in our own hands again, there's some genuine hope. That being said, I'm still expecting to be resigned to being relegated again this time tomorrow. My heart say's we'll win, my head can't see past 1-1.

Viana/Luque rewind - where are they now? Jonas IMO doesn't seem to have a Luque/Viana mentality. He seems like a very determined player at the very least. In a team where he isn't considered by the opposition as the only attacking outlet he would shine. Everyone has been shit this season for various reasons from not being good enough to confidence and off field distractions. There is a fair chunk of players in our team that are capable of a lot more.

Hate to say it, but I think that's us done in the Premiership. Can't fault the effort, they worked their bollocks off and it showed in the last 15 when they tired. We need three points at either Villa or Liverpool now.

Fuck that shit man, its 0-0 and we dominated the 1st half, lets go out and get the 3 points. Yeah, but we won't. I'm not saying sit back and defend the point, we have to keep playing how we're playing, and I don't think we've dominated. We've dominated possession, but what use is possession when you don't use the ball? We've had about 2 shots. We were creating lots of chances though, compared to Pompey who other than a few set pieces havent looked bothered. They're trying to slow the game right down at every opportunity, and try and catch us out. They'll take a point though.

Sorry, but have you even watched Duff this game? Don't get me wrong I don't particularly like him, but he run with the ball, crossed, shot, and worked hard that half.

What utter bollocks.

Owen's done his job to be fair. I don't think anyone's played badly. Very impressed by Butt. Good to see the players having a go from range.

They've worked their arses off and grafted to be fair. Portsmouth taking their time with everything.

Ashley checking his accumulator?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckin hell I'm shitting it now.

They were just talking to Distin on Setanta over here. Talking about James now.

Let's fucking do this lads!!!

G at the moment, but it definitely won't be come kick off.

Why don't you just f*** off! Oh my god another one who believes that denying the inevitable will mean it won't happen. Listen mate i have been through three relegations in my time supporting NUFC so don't tell me to f*** off! I know what I am talking about when it comes to relegation! Would be nice if you did at least come accross as though you wanted to be proven wrong though...

He did just before the impact, still Gomes got the ball before brining down Carrick. It was the wrong decision to give a penalty but in my opinion nowhere near the scandal people make it out to be. Totally. Carrick knocked the ball past Gomes, and although Gomes got fingers to it, the direction of the ball didnt change, so I can see why he gave it.

Bloody hell I didn't realise Keane was playing until the commentator just said his name.

28th time Ronaldo has score two in a game for Utd

Smile Berba

This is brilliant.