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Newcastle win and he batters Potter with his trophy?

Fantastic on FIFA, becomes pretty much the best CM in the world. That's the extent of my knowledge I didn't even know he'd gone to Bayern. But he's also Dutch, which is sexy.

A man with a brain in his nut.

Ironically Van Dijk has been quite crap this season.

Is it professional to play 100% or to protect yourself before a really big tournament?

Abolish this competition TBH. Weirdly enough they’re playing strong teams.

There’s the secret 55 man squad they have to name.

Oh yeah, forgot he existed. Wonder if he's looking to get out of there.

You could argue Phillips should be starting given how we need to keep the ball better. But obvs he hasn't played any football this year.

Feels like he's just decided that he will get too much stick if the whole squad is out of form. Also been injuries to some of his go-to players like Calvert-Lewin and the FBs.

It doesn’t inspire me at all, but I’m pleased for our lads and Maddison. Defence and midfield is quite worrying.

He could!

I don’t think it’s that, maybe Southgate just doesn’t have a plan about how to use him.

He’s up there with the very best signings we’ve made IMO. Just took away any worries about the position.

Yeah, the website broadcasts the Radio Newcastle feed online. Not sure about regional restrictions but I don't think there are any.

He has improved the results a bit but I get the impression that's to do with just being less ambitious and sitting deeper. Albeit not having watching them that much. I would have gone nowhere near Gerrard or Lampard until they had proven success behind them. Does show what can happen in the cup if you play your reserves though.

I know what you mean, but it's about improving performance and overcoming stuff. A bit pointless unless you actually believe it's possible. Have to just ride out the cringe a little.

They had me at elegant.

Via the club website I guess.

I think he was planning to help it on to the other side, to whoever was running down the wing.

We could really get knocked out if we play a Championship XI like, I would be pretty miffed if that happened.

Not sure why we’ve given Bruce a title he would be so proud of.

Quite impressed how excited you can be for something that was already almost guaranteed

Nah.

It would be really nice to keep this weird internet culture war stuff off this forum like. Granted I don’t understand half of it.