Unlucky Luque

Commentator loves a good Lakenmacher

Turn- und Sportverein München von 1860 is the full name

Was just about to post that, such a special manager. I have no doubt in my mind he would have turned it around with Everton.

Turning our noses up at Marco Fucking Asensio 200 odd games for Real Madrid at 26. 1 in 3 in the league last year. Other fans are right, we are deluded.

Never usually care about the official photos, but can’t wait to see this guy in our strip. He’s going to look bad ass and it’ll be a true representation of the new Newcastle.

Sponsor will def not be white on the home shirt, like the mockup.

4 mins added, crowd doesn't give a shit

Crowd will be all over the pitch if they score

This fucking Forest keeper. What a baller

I would take a 0-5 spanking to Burnley at home if it meant sending Everton down.

Brentford play some lovely stuff at times

Henri Lansbury

Yep, that's my thinking, but it might be exactly what he needs. Give him another season with better players who demand a performace. A top, mobile striker not getting the pass will let him know. As will Bruno if ASM keeps wasting his inch perfect through-balls. He goes on about the National Team and the CL, well let's see if he can do what he thinks in a better team. It also reminds me a little of the Ayoze situation. How getting Almiron in on the other flank took some heat off him and in the process tmade him twice the player. He wastes a hell of a lot of attacks, but then again, he's our only real attacking output and has been for two seasons...

Never really got Loftus-Cheek before, but what a player he is.

Mike Ashley basically killed football for me, so I hardly ever watch other games than ours, but fuck me, it feels good to watch a desperate team in freefall that isn't us.

He's a incredible talent, a real once-in-a-generation trickster, but his decision making in the final third really is some of the worst I have ever seen at top level football.

Controversial, but brave statement.

FFS

Shelvey at 17:40

We'll be buying at least two wingers/wide attackers. Would rather he got a whole year or two on loan and came in when we have some european games going.

100% that gets a full VAR review and pen against us. Wtf man...

Is it just me or are stats becoming increasingly more far-fetched?

It's been fucking aaages since I've seen us play simple, effective football. Love seeing traditional wing play with overlapping fullbacks. Our wide men have been excellent. Took about 30 mins to notice Willock was playing, but is crucial as an otpion through the centre, and what a finish. Wood is getting closer...

Great match. Well contested