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Some nice passes from him.

Absolutely! Resist the urge, Alan!

I genuinely thought that when the whistle went At least Pardew can't crap him self and switch to a 9-1 formation. We'll actually have to play in the 2nd half. We could win this!!!!

You, his mum, dad, useless brother and nobody else would be my guess. Itching for him to fail. So sad. Just not happy we've got a Championship failure in our PL starting Xl because of the club's reluctance to invest. Sorry, bro. We've all made mistakes Ron. I remember seeing Carroll against Man City (i think), he came on as a sub and i thought he was absolutely gash and wouldn't amount to much. Now, i know it's only 45 minutes but you've got to say, Sammy did well for that half.

Kids are watching, have to be careful

Are you actually being serious? Tell me i'm being whooshed instead of you Otherwise you are a massive doofus tbh.

Relatively speaking he does. Arriving in our "international" airport, which grinds to a halt if two flights come in together, by the time I get through passport control, luggage reclaim and negotiate the sliding doors that don't work, I'm normally ready to kill someone.

If you look on YT, even the goals he scored for BM were pretty good actually. Good mix (there's only 6 i think) but there's left foot, right foot and headers. Obviously, if he signs i hope he plays very well. It's who is going to playing the ball out of midfield that's more of a worry. Anyway, that's another thread.

Didn't know Newcastle fans were so impolite like kids and can't have a genuine discussion between supporters. I come here with good manners, i expect to receive the same. You lot are right, gotta be a mackem.

I hope Cabaye blows your dressing room apart. answer to my post instead of trolling, or maybe you are a toon fan just since Cabaye arrived ? I have no idea what you're asking. Maybe just f**k off for now, eh? Try us in about a month.

He reminds me a little of Kaka (not the poster) in style. Obviously without the same degree of talent

What do you mean "within their grasp" though? They've done well so far, nobody could deny that. But would they put themselves into massive debt to go from 10th to 4th? I just think sometimes how brilliant other clubs are is massively exaggerated on here. But meh. The summer after we finished 5th we should have took a gamble, spent 30 million at least. We bought Anita then forced next summer signings in early as things got so bad. That cost us but we've got back in the position to challenge again and the summer coming up is where we should spend at least 30 million again. Will we learn from our last mistake? I hope so. Wtf

I suppose he could grow a pair of b0ll0x and actually want to manage a team that had minimal sporting aspirations. He wouldn't have to say anything, the silence could at least be interpreted as displeasure. Listening to him finger Mashley's ringpiece grates on me though. Silence No comment to any challenging question to why no permanent signings were made or no Cabaye replacement. That would probably anger people on here more no doubt. I honestly don't know what would make people happy other than a rant or dig at Ashley during a question. Remember the couple of weeks after Nobby Kinnear signed. Nothing from Pardew. 2 brain cells was all that was needed to figure out he wasn't 'on board' with that appointment.

Carr recommended him so why would it be JFK to blame if he wasnt good enough? I was imaganing the possible scenario that if all we did to placate the mood surrounding the Cabaya sale was loan an forward who's been out of form for 18 months and that, said forward couldn't even get into our team. It would almost be like we weakened the team. Should have just said that instead of making it an anti JFK post I'm too mad!!!!!

Would love to sign this guy this window and have to massively backtrack on my morning's posts.

I suppose he could grow a pair of b0ll0x and actually want to manage a team that had minimal sporting aspirations. He wouldn't have to say anything, the silence could at least be interpreted as displeasure. Listening to him finger Mashley's ringpiece grates on me though.

Carr recommended him so why would it be JFK to blame if he wasnt good enough? I was imaganing the possible scenario that if all we did to placate the mood surrounding the Cabaya sale was loan an forward who's been out of form for 18 months and that, said forward couldn't even get into our team. It would almost be like we weakened the team.

Imagine if De Jong can't get a start for us What an absolute sh*te house that would make Kinnear look. Not that he gives a f**k i suppose....

Need more guile in the middle. No, need SOME guile in the middle because that offers none at all.

IF we don't bring in a creative midfielder this window surely Pardew has to feel shafted? The only reason he wouldn't feel hard done by was if he got a cut of the Cabaye deal. Otherwise he's lost his best player and the only scrap he's been tossed is a lad whose proven he can do absolutely nothing outside of Holland.

And that'll be used as a good thing, we have De Jong lalalalalala f*** off. We need to replace Cabaye now. Was only this morning that lalalalala was being said but for excuses for no signings. We get one in and the lalalala is still coming out to play. If we sign a midfielder will it be....lalalalala offer for Cabaye too good to repalce, f*** off Pardew You're a moron. Just no need for the f*** off. We've just signed De Jong, you should be happy and hoping we can get a deal done for a Cabaye replacement. Not doom and gloom making up excuses Pardew will be saying and just saying f*** off. I don't even mind if get Cabella in the summer rather than now. Don't think it's that much of a big deal that we have to recruit now if we've lined him up for the summer. You said De Jong was s****. I'm happy it's loan to see how he gets on. And although i said i wasn't a fan of him from the 3/4 matches i watched him, i also said i'd still love it if he came here. Not writing off his whole career or his ability, he just never impressed me. He’s a new signing and just gives the place a lift, fans usually anticipate seeing a new signing in action. Sad Cabaye has left as it's taken the shine off this deal. Yeah, see your point. Cabaye leaving, our most important player, has taken the shine off loaning a bloke who's done less than f**k all for 18 months.

And that'll be used as a good thing, we have De Jong lalalalalala f*** off. We need to replace Cabaye now. Was only this morning that lalalalala was being said but for excuses for no signings. We get one in and the lalalala is still coming out to play. If we sign a midfielder will it be....lalalalala offer for Cabaye too good to repalce, f*** off Pardew You're a moron. Just no need for the f*** off. We've just signed De Jong, you should be happy and hoping we can get a deal done for a Cabaye replacement. Not doom and gloom making up excuses Pardew will be saying and just saying f*** off. I don't even mind if get Cabella in the summer rather than now. Don't think it's that much of a big deal that we have to recruit now if we've lined him up for the summer. You said De Jong was shite.

We just average then? Run of the mill players. Mixed in with the rest? If we had a top manager, i'm fairly certain your opinion would quickly change on how good our players are. We'll never know will we?

I think that's a bit simplistic TBH, you could equally say Cabaye isn't quick enough and can't beat a player. Well not really, because Cabaye is as calm as they come and has the ability to keep us ticking. If he was quick and could beat players he would probably going to Real Madrid for about £60m instead of PSG. All true, but I'm talking about his theoretical ability to play the number 10 role. A position that is traditionally more about creation/goals than keeping the side ticking over. Bergkamp wasn't quick.

OK, to match your nuclear sarcasm... we should use one of our other specialist number tens there instead. Is that the only formation available then? Yes, yes it is. More than likely we'll play 4-4-2 with Shola and Remy up front. Unless we actually sign someone, of course. That might change things. If we get De Jong then i reckon it will be 4-4-2 with De Jong and Remy up front.