brummie

If I were to guess which clubs we hate and in which order, I think our top ten would be: 01. Retarded, knuckledragging, under-evolved disgrace to the city. *fucking enormous gap* 02. Man United 03. West Ham 04. Liverpool 05. Chelsea 06. Boro 07. Spurs 08. Newcastle 09. Arsenal 10. Wigan

Incidentally, on MOTD, a 30 second interview, no "football club" mentioned, but he did say "if you don't keep clean sheets, you don't win many football games" The insidious little toad, he's expanding his "football" vocabulary.

See, now I've pointed it out, it will annoy you all as much as it annoys me.

Ashley Young was awesome for us today, just awesome. Full England squad before the end of the season.

Jesus pigging Christ. We've got no RB at our club, the transfer window closes in 6 days, and Glen Johnson comes on the market. Please, please, please, Martin, please don't do anything stupid. Please.

I was referring to the use of the term "football club" rather than "club", which is deeply annoying. It is almost as if the little toad faced scouse git had acquired a book of manager speak and swatted up on it to sound the part.

Hahaha yeah, it's a beauty. Could never do it again mind... So it was better than Shearers vs Everton or Villa? Tsk, get a grip, Gejon, goals against Villa are always shite.

Stanley Collymore is actually quite erudite.

I think that's my favourite ever goal. Really? *suspicious look*

It's mostly because they're in the strange position of commenting on their own actions that they're seeing replayed. "I looked up, I saw him make a run on the wing, I found myself a bit of space ...". Not difficult.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41565000/jpg/_41565378_cahill.jpg Teenage defender, just scored overhead kick against bitter local rivals, helping push them even closer to relegation. Fans impressed.

Oh, I also hate the bizarre tense misusage footballers engage in (Alan Shearer was probably the worst ever for this). Like this: Pundit: "So, Alan, talk us through the goal"/ Shearer: "Well, I've looked up, and I've seen him making a run on the wing, so I've found myself a bit of space, he's put the ball in the box, and I've just got a touch on it" STOP USING THE PRESENT PERFECT TENSE ALL THE FUCKING TIME. PS Alan, shave that unconvincing hair island off, ffs.

I think Nolan said he had no idea whatsoever as to what he was meant to be doing on the pitch these days. Or something like that. Bolton = doomed.

It has always really, really annoyed me when football managers, whilst talking about the game, refer to "the football club" rather than "the club", in some kind of misguided attempt to appear deep and intelligent. Example usage: "I want players here who want to play for the football club". Like we didn't know what kind of club they meant .... I always considered Stuart Pearce to be the worst (although both MON and SA are occasional offenders), but today I've seen two interviews with Sammy 'Championship' Lee, where he uses the term about 12 times. Is he the least intelligent manager in the league?

MEIN GOTT!! DAS IST EIN FUCKING SHOCHER FROM DER ROBINSON! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, VAT DER FUCK WAS DAT? Should be HERR ROBINSON though. Now they are laughing saying he is 'hectic'... Although I feel duty bound to point at the rather hectic buffoon they themselves have in goal this evening.

MEIN GOTT!! DAS IST EIN FUCKING SHOCHER FROM DER ROBINSON! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, VAT DER FUCK WAS DAT? Should be HERR ROBINSON though. Now they are laughing saying he is 'hectic'... Is the German word for "hectic" "hektik"? Languages? Ein piss auf pish.

MEIN GOTT!! DAS IST EIN FUCKING SHOCHER FROM DER ROBINSON! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, VAT DER FUCK WAS DAT?

Surely the worst first choice keeper we've ever had.

Regardess of the score, I just pray we get to hear Thomas Hitzlsperger interviewed after the match. He has an accent so weird it has to be heard to be believed - a Brummie / German hybrid having spent five years at Villa.

Peanuts. Somewhat unusual transfer arrangement, mind.

Will he get a game, Brum? Not until ML gets injured? Problem is, although he is the best CB we have, Laursen's knees will never manage a full season (although now I think about the last time we had a CB with famously fucked knees ...), so he will get his chance. Mellberg is definitely on a downward slope, to be honest. I think he sees Cahill and Davies as our future first choice partnership. re the price - a bit on the high side, yes, but so have all prices been this summer.

Villa have, according to local media, agreed a fee - 8m - with the Stripeyfilth Tesco bags for Curtis Davies. Discussing personal terms now Of course, the lad must be gutted, everyone knows he'd set his heart on Spurs.

I like the look of that Noble, too, West Ham have got a good player on their hands there.

Craig Gardener doing a decent job, despite being played out of position at international level too, now.