Mike

Sandro was enough of an outlier that I think he's the only player that could escape criticism.

Some of our most intelligent and handsome posters were suggesting we should sign him when Leeds went down.

They were class and beat us at our own game. I'm normally annoyed as fuck when we lose but I can't even muster it.

Eddie being unable to beat Bournemouth is my favorite "little thing in football" at the moment. That's the pitch where we played PSG off the grass but we can't get fucking near AFC Bournemouth no matter how often we play them.

GG. You've got a solid 11 and a fantastic manager. Played us off the pitch. (I hope you get relegated. )

Big fan of Ange all of a sudden, mate. Big big fan.

Replacing Kelly with Huijsen is genuinely staggering business.

Fair fucking play, Bournemouth. We needed hitting in the jaw. Get some fucking players in.

If this is what happens when you watch us I'm gonna need you to stop doing that.

Hope Arsenal aren't watching this.

Wew. Dubs, man. wew.

SIGN A KEEPER BEFORE 5PM

That Spanish kid is fucking legit.

Today is just that kind of day.

Can they see Semenyo?

Here lads did you know the women's Ashes was MUST WIN ON WEDNESDAY?

Fucking hell execute the set piece coach.

This is who Arteta thinks we are.

Hall and Livra have had a nightmare.

That was whistling in. Fuck.

Would swap him with Miley. He's trying to do too much.

We'd be down 10 if Sandro wasn't there.

Was playing for the foul there.