Mike

Milan sound like us with Ashley, except the fans actually believed them.

Gonna be a bad summer to be a black charva.

Remember that there's armed racist maniacs and don't be daft drunk dickheads? Best we can do.

If we could get Bruno and Trippier in January, I'm confident we can lure similar talent during the offseason, especially if all we've done since then is upgrade the executive staff and facilities. Deadline day might be busy, and that's not ideal but it's essentially year 1 of a revolution.

Nevermind. Fuck that.

Will send you pics from the NY game xoxo

Cancel the transfer.

Has Max been capped yet?

It is fucking WEIRD to be here like "Two months until the season starts!" all excited. Did we even have a fixtures thread last year?

Honestly can't see us losing any of those games.

The commentator seems to believe screaming the players name can will the ball into the net.

Wew!

Thanking the kit man, threatening to spark Bruce right out. 10/10.

Ben Arfa rinsing that twat Gordon and chipping it right out of Pickford's reach.

@Stifler Can you ask Mandy to bring him home?

That's absolutely Basil Fawlty at 1:13.

That's fucking clean.

Should be eating nachos and watching World Cup games right now. Fuck's sake.

Beat Cancer Jonas on the bench and Jonas on his debut in the 11. Ben Arfa vs Enrique in the 11.

Necessary evil for them to keep their club alive?

Offer 35 for Botman and Benny.

2005 CL final vs Milan made me a fan of this sport. 2005 season is when I picked this fucking club. 17.