Mike

House of Fraser sale, lads.

Fake crowd is immense, tbh. First time the place hasn't been a library.

Ah god we play today.

I see nutella was on sale by Mitro as well. Know that feel, dude.

Wild how often I think about losing him.

Think it's FM memories fucking with me but I agree.

Where does he rank in the top five with Watkins, Brady, W and Huntley? Oh, we're going into this are we? 1. Pardew era Ian 2. The nonce. 2a. Modern Ian. Airtight list, iyam.

Wait, we havent offered him a new deal?

Can I add to this? Not only who, but where would they have been the best fit?

Totti.

Ronaldinho, Ronaldo. Neymar, Rivaldo.

Lewandowski.

As the title describes.

Lowkey art, tbh.

Is he a scrotum?

Will never understand that move.

15 years.

Gladbach are shit hot.

God I'm so selfish. I'm delighted to have this back.

Can't wait to get my Haaland #9 shirt.

Looks like the side of a motel vending machine.