Mike

Which somehow also isn't a pen. Flush this sport down the fucking toilet.

Please make some fucking subs jesus christ what the fuck.

We can't consistently force those results, unfortunately.

Season has been over since August tbf.

Tonali off for Joelinton if he's actually alive and Gordon off for Barnes. We're not good enough to carry Gordon's bullshit.

Swear there's been a red in every game

Grass

Felt like the 114 charges quietly went away about a year ago.

He's been banned lads, enjoy the highlights and curse when the rat shows his face.

In Elanga's defence he's been fucking dreadful.

Feel like you could just watch the last 15 minutes of these matches and see everything.

I am still very much on the sign Tapsoba train.

AFCON never dropped the totty cam. This is football.

None of you colonizing cunts watching this then?

Fuck I hate the transfer window.

Can't think of a single City game I've enjoyed.

Fuck off.

Deffo Dillons.

What have I got to do with this?

Surely we're active next month, aye?

Need the "Here we go" tweet.

Shit I forgot he existed.

Find it hard to have an ounce of sympathy for him after the way he went about getting his dream move.