Willow

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Carrick would be an immense replacement, although right now I'd play a lot of people before Butt that are already here. Stick Geremi back in there, hes nowhere near as bad as people have made him out to be.

They'll all be pushing up daisies by then my friend..!! ....oh no they won't, you see........the futures bright...........the futures....................black and white. I forsee us back in the top 4 in 3 years, no later. Then the sky's the limit. I have seen it in the stars! (not the daily star)

I think we should go have a word with our MPs God, I can't wait to eventually rub their faces in it as we lift the premiership for all to see..........one day.

Hell Yes.

Everyone get off the forum until tomorrow, the savages areo ut to play and we don't want to see anyone getting hurt! Go look at porn or somethin...

ITK means In The Know

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaand thats it. Right.. See you all in the Summer lads [move] [/move]

10 MINUTES GUYZ ITK ITK ITK ITK ITK ITK ITK ITK ITK ITK ITK ITKITK ITK ITK!

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Right, everyone just close this tab or browser window, go stick Solitaire on or go watch a DVD. Tonight is not suddenly going to get prettier as the minutes tick by towards midnight. If you stay here refreshing these threads you will end up pulling your hair out, hitting the monitor or even pissing yourself out of sheer desperation. Go.....go now....its for the best.... :-[

We really should lock it, the interest and the proposed transfer have ended.

Bugger, ah well

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43056000/jpg/_43056397_williemckay_snsb203.jpg Greedy fat cunt

I don't think I've ever been this happy to see a couple of our players return from international duty, haha Jst watch now, they'll get back into training, start an argument and kick each other in the knees in anger, both breaking each others legs..........yeah, that'll happen.....DEFFO!

Didn't realise people still used faxes........ Well, this loan was a hell of a shock but I thought he was just heading towards being a backup player anyway. At least now he'll be working in the heat of italy, nice

ahem .......... this is the ENTIRE point What is the point? That we aren't buying players now? If we bring in your ten superstars in summer will you stop bitching? Course he won't

Striker

Fucks sake, take it to PM kids

tomato source?

Aye, saw him getting off the metro at Four Lane Ends about half one. couldn't believe he was walking about in the full newcastle kit too, socks, shorts, everything...he must be well up for the move

It wouldnt suprise me if AO's wife unplugged his phone years ago, he probably picks up his phone starts talking and then writes down what those voices in his head are saying. Haha AO:....is that right Mr Redknapp? my sources tell me you want to pick Lee Clark for england? AO's Head: Yes, yes I do and I like to put plastic players on my pizzas and arrange them in tactical formations.. AO: ...ah, like mushrooms, olives and stuff for goalkeeping, midfield......aye? AO's Head: Why do you call me Redknapp, I am King Kevin of Keegan, I love my pizza though... AO: oh I am sorry, I've been wide of the mark lately, so when did you say Shevchenko is arriving on that flight from the Congo? AO's Head: I said that I like banana custard with my kippers and I carry a trumpet everywhere I go AO: Oh but the grey trumpet is ukrainian surely? AO's Head: Shut the fuck up you pathetic mong of a human being! AO: I love you Alan AO's Head: I hate you and I wish you were Lee Ryder or Craig Hope AO: Bye Alan....ok time to make a video for the Chronicle's Website...*puts on King Kev mask, strips off naked*

This should be called the January Jealousy Thread, haha, we're mostly jealous that other teams are getting people in. Kev's just not had enough time to get the right players in, so it'll be the summer when we'll go fucking nuts and get the quality thats needed to be back up top......woop!

god damn it, stop bumping this thread, you're making me think theres updates to the story.......why I 'oughta!