Vinny Green Balls

And if Ashley molested your sister, would you say that it was good sound business acumen, because most johns have had to pay through the roof? How far are some going to let him slide. It's like a repeat of living in the U.S. from 2001-2009.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/17/article-1183728-00028B7000000258-617_468x412.jpg Jesus Christ! They all look like Mama Fratelli's outcasted children (if Chunk bothered to explore more of the basement). All that's needed are a few dozen Baby Ruths in that shot.

The most common tweet in Wearside last Monday: H4 H4 lol 4ndy 64rroll fu6ked off to s6ousers

An all too common misspelling in Sunderland schools: confusing A with 4, and C with 6

The Wearside Association of Northern Cartographers announces that Sunderland is closer to Oslo than Newcastle is...by 1/24th of an inch http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

Oh dear. I cea sum people no irony when they cea it.

literasy raite in Sunderland reaches above 10% for the first time in its history. http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

the cosmic joke is that anyone who left may just well stay the next time, hoping that they will witness the highly improbable.

Sunderland places third behind Kabul and Sao Paolo for the shittiest city in the Universe. http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

some people never took geometry.

In MLS games, people always leave early to beat traffic. Mainly because half of the fuckers there only went because their kids soccer team were having a half-time kick about to amuse the crowd. In the 2003 season, the Earthquakes lost the away leg of the playoffs 2-0 to the Galaxy. Within 15 minutes of the home leg, it was 4-0 aggregate to the Galaxy. Then ensued the most amazing comeback I have ever witnessed. The Earthquakes tied it late, and then scored the winner in stoppage time. The atmosphere was the most electric I have ever seen for a domestic match in the U.S. But still a few fuckers left in the 80th minute. The Earthquakes did it again the following week against Kansas City, coming from behind and scoring an overtime winner, and continued their march toward the MLS Cup. But people still left late in the game just to beat a little San Jose traffic. Fuck 'em. They missed out.

unbelievable! Taylor giving us praise? I was expecting her to call for Ahsleyleaks documents to be released, proving that the match was fixed by Ashley and Dowd. And that not only should Barton have been red-carded, but he should have been renditioned to Egypt.

I suppose I tried to word it diplomatically, as I couldn't help but give in to temptation.

knowing the extremism on the rtg forum, this probably happened right after the announcement of SBR's passing.

unemployment benefits extended for six months.

Bang Bang Barton's Silver Hammer came down upon his head Bang Bang Barton's Silver Hammer made sure he was dead

Still on a high from my improbable 4-4 prediction, I am going for a surprising 1-2 win. Nolan to bag a brace, and until the next game he will be the toast of the Toon. Then back to everybody hating him.

What makes Barton more extraordinary for me is that somewhere buried inside him is a total nutjob, and he has managed to suppress it for most of the season. Barton has to battle harder than most people to keep his desire to beat some cunt into hamburger in check. The problem is that the media and FA themselves are complete and total cunts, so they know Barton's aggression vector is pointed directly at them. Barton has a shitty track record. This is true. But so does Rooney. So does Terry. these two fucks represent the rampant excess in sports. That excess is perfectly acceptable, because it manifests in all aspects of our lives, from big business to our own governments. Fuck, man. The excess is one of the memes in the modern world.

A little hyperbole on this thread. When the dust settles, this game is as as likely to be the one that saved our season as the draw with Wigan tbh.

I turned a buddy into a Newcastle supporter. A Mackem family was at the Monterey Aquarium a few years back. My buddy was his. THe look on their faces when he yelled,"Sad Mackem Bastards"! They had the look like they would never escape it...even 5,000 miles removed. Fuck 'em.

dump it where you take most of your dumps. and no, not in the mouth of a 14 year old Japanese girl.

gotta love him just for saying balls in the interview.

http://www.pulsarmedia.eu/data/media/15/platoon-1-1024.jpg http://all-movie-goofs.info/wp-content/uploads/platoon-movie-still-5.jpg

The 1-3 against Arsenal at Highbury in 2001 is up there for me because of our London hoodoo up to that point. Also, I was watching the gamecast during an important engineers' meeting. Everybody thought I was preparing for my presentation.

Is there a higher res version available? I'd imagine the club will have a couple on Flickr later. Blatantly copying Willem Defoe from Platoon, although Tiote would just get stronger (and a bit more irritated) after being shot 1500 times.