Kaizero

It's England, the football will be offensive enough.

Since when was Jamaica in Europe? Since Australia came 3rd in Eurovision 2nd.

My literal reaction when I saw the news:

Or a few Real Madrid B kids Ødegaard Mayoral

Well they hooked me with "The hottest WAGs of Euro 2016." Well played, Daily Star. Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in!

I keep reading the title as "Georginio Wijnaldum exits" and go Then I realize what the title actually says

"You've already earned money so you don't need this money that rightly belongs to you." - Crumpy

Mahrez forcing Schmeicel to sing

Love how the chairman of Leicester was all super asian and then went "We need a bigger stadium now, eh?!" I wish we had owners like that

I think you're forgetting, Stifler, that terrorists tend not to give much notice. "Pssst. I'm about to blow this vest up, get yourself to the under-pitch bunker quickly" What about cases like yesterday where they find a device and have to evacuate? What happens if an attack in already underway? If an attack is underway the last thing people want is to be sent to a designated area where, presumably, the people carrying our the attack will be aware of and possibly waiting there. I get the sentiment man, really I do, but as far as ideas go it's probably not your best. Step 1: Blow up a tiny bomb, shout: "Oh no, terrorists! Everybody to the bunker where we'll be like fish in a barrel! Ehrm, safe! Where we'll be safe! Step 2: Blow up the people in the bunker.

Cisse. Horrible striker. Horrible smile. And by all accounts a quite horrible person as well.

Come on man it's You're !!! Not even the most egregious error. "Kanobi" ffs. Yep. Much more annoying even though both are annoying as hell.

We'll go 46-0-0 in the league if he stays tbh.

I guess. I mouth read please, please Tbf that is probably just as likely as how I read it

Feel like Andros was more likely to have just been giving advice on how Lloris handles penalties tbh.

Bump N grind? Had never heard of it before tonight. I'm not an R Kelly fan though, so maybe that's why. I heard he likes to pee on people. That's nice. Not just people. The kind of people Adam Johnson likes.

Love your sig

Sorry, but in exactly what situation do any footballers try to kill the other person? I don't think even Ben Thatcher was trying to kill Pedro Mendes, so I'm not sure this argument holds up. It wasn't a poor tackle, it was an obvious, deliberate stamp, which could have broken his leg on the last day of the season before the euros, it was really dangerous and a properly scummy thing to do. Completely indefensible. Don't think you realize the pace the game is played at. It was dangerous, stupid and deservedly a red. I (putting emphasis on that just for you KI) don't think it was a deliberate stamp to break his leg like you're making it. But I'm not going to debate it with you as it's just going to turn into an obnoxious dicussion. x2

Pretty much how I saw it