Kaizero

No way that's a pen, no way that's a red. We've been raped.

Forgot you were a traitor. He belongs on that lineup with those other names like I belong at a vegan summer camp. edit: it's a personal thing with me and landy cakes. Just don't like him. Would legit rather see Demps out there. But whatever it's not a serious match Are you insane? Dempsey ahead of Donovan? I will end you. I will end all of you.

£13 on Vålerenga, Hertha Berlin and Nice -1, returns £300-ish.

Donovan :fwap: http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shut_up_and_take_my_money.gif

Well, now Molde scored again. So yeah. Rape.

As if anything else would happen after I wrote that than Celtic scoring.

Celtic are so shit. The 7th best team in Norway this year are absolutely raping them.

Molde up 2-0 over Celtic.

That's all very well but could you not have said that all in one gif? :wink: Wouldn't suspect you to get that crazy about my posting of Vikings quotes in the god thread. Also, went through my posts. Of my last 500 only 10 included a gif. Fuck outta here.

Counter pressing sounds shit. I don't want to appear siding with TCD though, so I will say I did hear about counter pressing before the gegenpressing wankfest started, even if it sounds shit.

Got a £50 free bet from Unibet. Threw it all on Rosenborg dnb @ 6.40

Aston Villa 0 v 1 Swansea Leicester 2 v 2 Crystal Palace Norwich 1 v 1 West Brom Stoke 1 v 2 Watford West Ham 0 v 2 Chelsea Arsenal 1 v 1 Everton Sunderland 0 v 6 Newcastle Bournemouth 2 v 3 Tottenham Man Utd 2 v 4 Man City Liverpool 2 v 0 Southampton

WOAT tbh.

My most successful way of NFL betting is going for the upsets. Two or three upsets combined with the safest two (Pats & Packers) tend to get me going. Had the Panthers, Texans, Pats, Packers and Browns on an accy yesterday. Fucking Browns, so close. Cunts.

I hear people said Pardew played a blinder with him.

So lazy

1-1 If Rosenborg had only fucking won -2 I'd have won £3k tonight Vålerenga -1, Lillestrøm -1 and Newcastle all went in. But the most certain of the lot? Nooooo. Fuck you, Kaiz. Fuck you.

Had far too much riding on -2. FML.

Really should still be. Will win the league with a win.

Cisse doing his usual routine of going into offside to avoid getting the ball.

Mitro handing the ref his bribe.

Had and started Gini every week up until this week, when I transferred him out for -4 points

Shola on cribs. It's so glorious, man

Shola on cribs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5I7BDUky7k