Kaizero

Guy's lived in Germany since he was two years old, mom is Swiss and father German... he's an American citizen since all children born in the US automatically gets a US citizenship. You really can't hold his birth citizenship against him, man - the guy is a German Also a very, very, talented manager. Brighton are genuinely getting all their managerial appointments right.

He must have dirt on the top people at the Norwegian FA, the press and all our pundits or something. Lars Lägerback got annihilated by pundits and in the press aaaages before the FA actually got their fingers out of their asses and sacked him for having Norway perform "below expectations". Solbakken has now led Norway the same amount of games and has a worse record than Lägerback

That assist from Ødegaard was honestly so fucking good it made me forget Norway are absolutely shit 90% of the time

Hooooly shit Ødegaard just hit one of the most insane passes from fucking deep midfield through the entirety of Denmark to put Haaland clean through on goal

I just did a double take as it felt like something I should be offended by... then I remembered I'm 34 fucking years old now I signed up on here when I had just turned 16, where the fuck did 18 years go?!

Can't be arsed to look through the shitload of pages since that's come since I last checked, but is the Blaydon Races variant sung in the promo out on streaming yet?

Was trawling through old accounts and discovered these pieces of madness from the Sack Pardew days: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25o1wr https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x254h2d What a time

Mats Zuccarello is one of the owners apparently

I'm 100% in the "I'll watch anything" camp, so the more matches the better IMO

Not sure if already posted, but a Norwegian consortium has bought Burton Albion - one of the key people involved being the son of Per Mathias Høgmo (former Norway manager). I need to know the odds on Høgmo being Burton's next manager, because I have a sudden urge to put my house on it

I’ve not had this much fun watching football in years, this tournament is amazing.

I mean, the “no throw-ins” rule is low-key very appealing given how fucking quick the game restarts compared to the minutes of wasted time throw-ins bring in normal games

@Mike @Deuce You guys missed seeing JJ Watt be Burnley’s goalkeeper and Ochocinco get hammered by the Reggae Rovers who said they had no idea who he was

Best part is I get to watch Landon Donovan and Clint Dempsey play again 🥰 https://youtu.be/6PhRq0UxF74?si=qC2IcPsZmdmpWSpP @Deuce @Mike

The Town were 3-0 up against Dortmund at HT, five mins into the 2nd half and it’s now 3-2. Absolute chaos with offsides being allowed

Marco Materazzi scored a beaut of a freekick for Inter

The TST 7v7 World Championship starts today: https://www.instagram.com/tst7v7 JJ Watt plays for Burnley, and this is where Man City will reveal their new home kit as Agüero’s team will play in it Winner takes all prize pot of $1 Million. Going to be pure chaos, I’m here for it🤝🏻 All matches can be watched live here: https://tstlive.thetournament.com/

My last interaction with Ranger was him spamming my WhatsApp an entire evening begging me to loan him £5k stating he was "good for it" and would "pay it back after the weekend". That was about 9-10 months ago, I'm honestly amazed he didn't get killed/beaten into a pulp by whoever he owned £5k to that night

What I find fascinating about Castore is that I ended up ordering these one by one, as I wasn't completely sure I wanted both. However, the time between orders ended up being less than ten minutes or something. Yet, the shirt is already on its way to my house less than three days after placing the order (which is fairly quick for an international shipment). The jacket, however? It's been faffing about between Glasgow, Birmingham and "East Midlands" since it was ordered and has an estimated delivery of "May 9th"

I mean, a lot of negative stuff can be said about the journalistic qualities of the Evening Chronicle, but, I mean... https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/next-sunderland-manager-jimmy-thelin-28294936 "Thelin is currently manager of Swedish side Elfsborg and guided them to a second-placed finish in the Allsvenskan, narrowly missing out on the title on goal difference to Molde after losing 1-0 to the champions in a winner-takes-all showdown on the final day of the season." Not just the wrong team, but a team of a different nationality playing in a completely different league That truly takes some doing. Malmö isn't even that close to Molde when it comes to mixing up letters.

I like that they're planning the fan violence ahead of time these days

I thoroughly enjoy your commitment to jumping into this thread in character every damn time a manager is sacked, no matter the league and no matter the nation they play in