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Not to mention he'll not let the students go until ten minutes after the class should have ended.

Because they've gained more points through winning and drawing their matches than the teams below them. Also, I'd love it. Fun with underdogs and Eddie Howe is an interesting manager. Seemingly play an okay style of football as well.

My reaction when seeing Stabæk at 5.25 for a win this Sunday: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/huh_zps3a529d3a.gif My reaction when I couldn't stop myself from spunking my entire current Unibet kitty on Stabæk for a potential £906.1 return: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shortcircuiting.gif My reaction when I realized what I had done: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/cr_zps23dd076a.gif

I'm assuming he still wants to be profitable though. Even if he's still tight, he can get players of a certain style and a manager with a certain mindset on a similar budget to now even. Even if he has no ambition, he could at least try and keep the punters entertained on a matchday. We don't even have that. He hates the punters, they call him nasty names. (Ashley) This is also one of my many gripes with Pardew, even if we're not trying to compete properly at least try and entertain. These end of season games are when you're supposed to play with the handbrake off, not stick the car in reverse and back it off a cliff on to a crowded beach. What a perfect analogy

I present to you the "Step-by-step guide to excuses by Alan Pardew": 1. Blame Ben Arfa. Ben Arfa not playing? 2. Blame too many matches. Not that many matches? 3. Blame lack of matches. Normal amount of matches? 4. Blame the team not being their usual self. Team being their usual self? 5. Blame luck. Deservedly hammered? 6. Blame the other team being more up for it than Newcastle due to having something to play for. Newcastle have something to play for? 7. Blame injuries. No injuries to major players? 8. Blame the lack of quality players like Ben Arfa. Ben Arfa played? Repeat ad infinitum.

he's got his spot booked. Mix is awesome. Scored last weekend.

Why would anyone go play for Canada out of choice?

No Mix. No win. Simples.

Are Atletico Madrid sponsored by the nation of Azerbaijan?

Agree, I can see why people want Pardew out but there's no indication that us finishing 10th instead of 8th would have that effect anyway. I'm going to get behind the team as best I can for every game. For me and I imagine a lot of people, getting behind the team and the club is about Pardew not being our manager. There is nothing to support with his team and doing so would be me pretending. Getting rid of him would feel like a fair few victories to me. As I said in another thread, every win actually feels more like a defeat as it keeps Pardew in his job longer.

Gonna get that one. Smart.

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Sure Barton praised Hughton/Pardew, they were shipped out because they wouldn't agree to Ashley's bonuses, or lack of them. It was Ashley they stood up to and got flogged for it. Barton praised Hughton, not Pardew. Even recall a post-match interview where he said it was the team spirit Hughton had installed in them that made them win, not Pardew.

Find myself disgusted at pretty much not feeling any joy when we win, as I know it keeps Pardew safer than he already is.

If the guy I've been trying to talk sense into on Neesy's facebook is representative for the match going fans, I have no doubt in my mind it'll be booed.

Not that much really between a load of people. We have no decent fan groups unfortunately. In theory I think even just the members on this forum could manage to cough up enough tbh. Some will possibly back with larger sums whilst many small sums become large. I find it intriguing how I thought it was tacky when the Man Utd fans did it, but wouldn't if we did something. Think it's mostly down to the fact that the media and such don't talk about any fan unrest up here with regards to Pardew and it could actually have an impact, whilst the media have been talking about nothing but Moyes being s*** almost all season, so people already know the fans hate him. Best thing to do imo would be to set up a decent looking webpage to advertise on the banner listing the reasons why Pardew should go. More likely to change the flow of opinion of the media/ the general public than a short message which will be too easily dismissed as 'deluded Geordies' or something similar. Short and sweet message such as "No more goals" with a website link following would have an okay impact if media covers it and people actually go to the site. Could list excuses/contradictions/statistics from Pardews time here as well as a constructive and well formulated critisism of Pardew.

I find the hooliganism in Swedish football interesting, as Sweden and Norway aren't all that different in its inhabitants mentalities or social structure. Yet our football cultures are nothing alike at all.

Not that much really between a load of people. We have no decent fan groups unfortunately. In theory I think even just the members on this forum could manage to cough up enough tbh. Some will possibly back with larger sums whilst many small sums become large. I find it intriguing how I thought it was tacky when the Man Utd fans did it, but wouldn't if we did something. Think it's mostly down to the fact that the media and such don't talk about any fan unrest up here with regards to Pardew and it could actually have an impact, whilst the media have been talking about nothing but Moyes being shit almost all season, so people already know the fans hate him.

I hate football.

Was £110 up after the Norwegian games. Porto

Ended up winning 3-0, could've been 5 or 6. Insane. Sentenced to certain relegation by all experts, I thought they'd do well but man, this is something else. Raped Rosenborg in the last pre-season match as well. They don't even have good players.

Watching Stabæk play. Is Bob Bradley some kind of footballing magician? What am I watching. How do these players play this well. What is this.

It's fairly doable, found the one I assume the Man Utd fans used. Up to 32 letters for ca. £550 + £175 per extra hour.

At least then player will be free to bring their WAG's to the clubs Xmas party without them being tapped up.

Honestly, I'd not even mind that much the complete lack of ambition (in the sense that we're not having any under Ashley anyways) if we only had a manager that at least knew how to get players to play football.