Kaizero

I'm halfway expecting him to be one of the two players Kinnear was going on about that wasn't in England. Though his admirer is apparently Wise, so if they bring him I'm I'm sure it wouldn't be Kinnear with the final say tbh.

Meme-tastic.

You forget the very inflated egos of a footballer, they might be effected, but not nearly enough to not even want the ball in fear of doing a mistake like you suggest.

We're gan win the league now like.

GET IN! 3-0 FUCK YES YES YES

GET IN MARTINS! FUCK YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

GET THE FUCK IN! OWEN!

Worst thing is I'm sure that's exactly what Kinnear is thinking.

At least he's got some sense about Owen: "‘I suppose people are waiting to grab him, so maybe we will lose him - but we can only lose him in the summer. It wouldn’t make sense to let him go next month. If we got players to strengthen the side, why weaken the striking department?’" Would be fucking stupidity to let the best player at the club go in January just to get some money for him, will mean fuck all when we get relegated without Owen's goals.

Owen to get a hat-trick on our birthday

Wise move ive Pm'd you my MSN. I played midfield tonight, shame my brothers bit young to play at 15 cos along with him we tore a team of 20 and aboves a new arsehole. If you're good enough you're old enough

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Some people consider it part of the game to go, "Pah, shinpads? For foreigners and pansies!" - I wasn't going to bother wearing them (and it's not because I think like that!). Are you fast? If you're fast and up against me, you'll need them. No! I'm about as pedestrian as Nicky Butt! When I go to buy some new astroturf trainers in January, I might just get a cheapo pair of shinnies if I can't dig a pair out. Good I'm gonna need to do some training before this. My stamina is fucked up, and might do some good getting some pace back. Still can cross like a god though, only thing I've ever really been very good at bar clabbering people down and getting carded

Some people consider it part of the game to go, "Pah, shinpads? For foreigners and pansies!" - I wasn't going to bother wearing them (and it's not because I think like that!). Are you fast? If you're fast and up against me, you'll need them.

Do you mean for signings or kicking the s**** out of ? I imagine I'll be high on most people's second list. If we're on the same side I'm going to just keep feeding you the ball... put you into a few 50/50 opportunities. That's where the bottling Italian will come out. Lots of that Foreign "HEEEY!" Screams when I go down. Which is when my inner Vinnie Jones will come out going "Get the fuck up you diving cunt!" and end up with a red card, a restraining order and possibly a severe prison sentence. Unless you're on my team. Then it's alright.

Manchester should have won this, as Juventus, and Arsenal should have got something from Porto too. Not a bad tip before kick off imo, on another note you shouldnt have put money on the big teams on the last day of the group stage. They still should have all won out of pride though. Even if it's the last group stage match and they have a lot of B-players in the side, Manchester is still better than Aalborg, Juventus is better than BATE Borisov. Arsenal is debatable, but they do have some of the best youngsters so yeah.. Was rather confident before kick-off, but as always, every fucking time I'm confident about things the favourites fuck it the fuck up.

How the fuck did Tevez miss that?! :lol:

Of course they've been awful! I had money on them.

Only need one Manchester Cunt goal, one Juventus goal and three Arsenal goals in ten mins now and I'll have £600! I need to stop putting money on things, money down the drain the way things keep going like above

Manchester Cunts down 1-2 against Aalborg :lol:

Excellent but too American for my liking, if you could somehow carry on with the same theme but make them less American it would be spot on. Thus far Andy's stands out a mile for me. Less American!? your constructive criticism is to make it less American!? Right, lets all open Photoshop and find the 'Less American' filter. sweet mother fucking jesus. Less American is without a football in it, since all American "soccer" logos have a football in it so they can understand it's "soccer". </stereotyping> I like it as it is though. Football or no football.

You guys know we're talking about Joe "Tactical Fucking Genius" Kinnear here, right? Of course we'll not have midfielders on our bench. Our midfielders never get injured

Win. What he said.