Kimbo

I laughed at the headline about this on the daily mails site this morning, "Mark Hughes set for STUNNING return to management". It's about as stunning as smelling a turd and discovering it smells like shit.

Problem is Russian hooligans have a massive stiffy for the English, they seem to think we still have a hooligan culture and by beating up our fans they can prove they're the best.

I think the people talking about boycotting the world cup don't follow or know anything about football, they're probably Rugger or cricket types, and don't realise that England not going would have very little impact. It would be a story for a few days and then everyone other than us would move on.

I noticed he was driving one in the hockle video.

A wise man once told me, if you ever spit on a 14 year old girl just cut your losses and walk away, don't try to lick it off her.

I hope he doesn't get sacked tbh, he'll only be replaced by someone worse. Tim Sherwood is on the sky subs bench ready to go, and Pardew will be looking for work very soon.

I'm finding the stills from the video a mixture of vile and hilarious.

Just seen that, what a dirty little fucker.

I find it disappointing that Arsenal players don't seem to dislike Troy Deeney. He basically called them a bunch of pussies earlier in the season, now they're all shaking his hand and hugging him, they haven't been kicking him, and they didn't take the piss out of him for the penalty. Modern football man.

The old Arsenal would have been rubbing that in Deeney's face.

He's a strange one, I noticed he's in a Nike advert alongside Harry Kane and various other successful types, a hip hop chap, a runner etc. I must be missing something.

West Ham gave us gold today. It was a good protest tbh, I didn’t realise they were so angry about... stuff, whatever it is.

A good day of football. West Ham will be a juicy bonus when watching highlights later.

Messi obviously has the edge as a player, but in regards to likeability, Ronaldo is fucking awful IMO. Messi has every excuse in the world to be a diver, but he's not, it's not in his character, not only is he the greatest player in the world he's also a fair player. Ronaldo on the other hand is a diving, whiny, girly girl, regularly pretending to cry. I can't stand that shit.

I've never had much time for "they were the better team but they lost" talk, it's a bit Brendan Rodgersy.

Lovely stuff, Juve are the one team in this competition that I'd like to see win it.

It's only win win if we stay up and can say we didn't need him. If we go down the treatment of Mitrovic won't look too clever IMO.

I'm just glad we don't have him as an option off the bench, how awful would that be.

That was a nice one.

Didn't it take us a decade to conclude that the Russians had offed Litvinenko?

So they've taken one look at Carver sitting there licking his face and they've decided they'd rather Pardew relegated them. Reasonable decision to be fair.

Even when they understand the language perfectly the interviews are pointless, I really don't know why they persist with them.

Chelsea can't be arsed anymore either though.

Puts our win over them into perspective, they're putting in some shite performances. They look lazy and tactically clueless, they have no idea what to do in the final 3rd.

An all-star game sounds great. We could have a military parade before the game, sexually assault cheerleaders with our eyes, and have some shit popstars screech out their latest garbage at half time.