Kimbo

If we sold him then we would have to buy another left winger, where are we going to find one as good as him for £3m. Lunatics, the lot of em!!!

I'm calling bullshit. I would be gutted if it happened though, especially for such a crappy fee. I would be seriously questioning Sams judgement. And if he is replaced with Smith i think my head would explode.

"N'Zogbia fell out with Newcastle when he was excluded from the squad to face Watford in the Magpies' final game of last season." What the fuck has this got to do with anything???

Amen. This summer is turning out to be a lot less enjoyable than we all anticipated. Freakin' papers! It's only less enjoyable if you're daft enough to believe even half of the absolute horseshit that the paper's have been coming out with. As someone's already pointed out as well, Martins would be on his bike if a top team came in with the money to activate the clause in his contract, so this article is pretty much pointless and is very likely a load of s*** to fill up the sports pages. I don't believe this article, infact i don't believe 99% of the crap i see pasted over the internet and tabloids. But that doesn't stop it being irritating.

Christ i hate the transfer window, roll on september says i!!

I'm going to assume this is bollocks.

I wouldn't take him at any price, i just don't see where he would fit in.

Either in AM or on the wing depending on who we're playing, if the fullback is a bit of a slug then i would definitely play him there. I do think he can become a very good attacking midfielder in a 3 man midfield, but he probably needs to be eased into the role. I don't really mind as long as he isn't stuck at left back.

I can't vote. I need to vote!

Does anyone want to buy my turd for £2m?

That's who sprang to my mind. Laurent Robert aswell.

Boro are welcome to him, he's mediocre.

Where is the "No one, the story is bollocks" option?

Almost certainly not.

West Ham are a potential rival, the price should be double for them. £8m is what i would ask for.

These people are fucking idiots! Sam has said he is definitely staying, yet they carry on bulshitting.

Naa Roeder would have taken the safe option and given it to Butt or Given, probably Given, whereas Allardyce is his own man and does things his way even if they're controversial. You think? He's given it Taylor because he's a geordie and it'll come across well with the fans, it's certainly not for anything he's done on the pitch for us. Er, he's from Greenwich. Yeah he was there for a week or two when he was born, don't be so picky ffs.

I'd be happy with that, Given would've been the safe option, but Taylor will do a good job and IMO it will help his game. I'm just glad Butt isn't the favourite.

Yup, in a 3 man midfield he'd have alot more freedom. I'd certainly take a chance on him.

What's wrong with Fanni?

He's mediocre at best. If we get to the end of august and we haven't signed a RB, and he is still available... THEN i would say yes... maybe.

No, that's Mascherano. Mascherano isn't exactly a vicious tackler, Duscher has more in common with Gattuso.

the man running the club says different and he's an accountant It was just a thought. Anyway, Chris Mort is a lawyer isn't he, not an accountant.

Maybe Ashley is waiting for the club to be delisted before he puts his hand in his pocket.

Excellent.