Kimbo

I was planning on fully watching MNF for the first time this season, and the guest is Craig fucking Bellamy. I hope he enjoyed the cup final.

I think if Howe was a big fan of Ramsdale we would’ve been in for him instead of Trafford last summer.

I’m done with this game, it’s going off.

De Bruyne has possibly been my favourite non-Newcastle player to watch and walks into my all time premier league XI. He’s looking finished this season though, even his passing, crossing and shooting have looked dodgy.

Can’t see any more goals in this.

Struggle to see either of these scoring. Chelsea are ponderous and Spurs are just shit.

GK would come before striker as well. £40m on a striker just isn’t going to happen unless Isak goes. I agree with those saying it will be Calvert-Lewin.

Best not to care about that sort of thing IMO, next time we win things won’t be so sporting. We don’t need the approval of clubs that have been voting to keep us in our place.

I’d love to walk through leazes park with whoever made that while they tell me why it’s so great. Is it the crackheads? The honk of weed in the air? The wrecked playground and the lack of kids? It’s the park equivalent of a derelict house.

Quansah is just as much of a risk as a player from abroad, he’s not proven himself to be a good or consistent player yet. He’s not a safe bet just because he’s in the premier league.

Quansah has a bad season though, I don’t think if we’re looking to push for CL next season you put him straight in the starting XI. I think he would need a season to develop.

Quanash has had a shit season and needs a lot of work, I wouldn’t be picking him ahead of Schar, Burn, or Botman any time soon. For the amount he would cost you could get an already developed player abroad.

He would love it at a club where the fans celebrate for 2 minutes, then start whining about how they only won one trophy that year and they could’ve been better.

It’s pretty surprising that the usual geniuses in the media are going to bat for Bruce again. What has happened to both Bruce and Newcastle since he left has proved us right, and we have ex-players validating our opinions on him,… but still they insist on trying to make the case for him. They should’ve just kept their heads down and ignored all this.

I can see Liverpool going back to bouncing around the lower European places if VVD and Salah leave and they replace them with Guehi standard players.

Burn is going to get linked to Arsenal at this rate.

Fucking hell, basically confirming everything that was so unfairly thrown at him.

You’d think it was Central Park from their description. I used to live next to it and was always of the opinion that it’s a rundown shithole that had been left to rot. It’s the sort of place that gets more crackheads using the swings than kids. If the club wants to build on part of it, let them on the condition they help renovate the rest of the park and make it somewhere that people actually want to go. Alternatively it can just be left rotting away.

If I’m being generous I’ll guess 12 guardian readers boycotted the Qatar World Cup, but no more, in the end everyone swallowed it and went along with it. I’m also not aware of any of these media outlets or journalists, left or right wing, ever talking about Man Utd’s Saudi partnership. I don’t take any of them seriously.

The vast majority of these people don’t give a shit about the Saudi’s or any other human rights abusers or sports washers. Newcastle fans gets Jamal Khashoggi thrown at us when it’s Man Utd that were in bed with the Saudi’s when he was murdered. Nobody gave a shit, everything is selective outrage.

C but in danger of becoming a D.

Please don’t build a bubble stadium. I’d like something industrial and functional looking, like a stadium version of the Lloyd’s building. I think the Saudi’s have their style preferences though.

No but he would be fine for clubs just aiming for midtable.

I’m giving him a C but only because premier league keepers are generally pretty poor. Injuries seem to have destroyed him.