Kimbo

Trophies seem to barely raise a smile for fanbases like Man U’s. They’ll be happy for a couple of hours then back to being miserable cunts because they’re not winning everything every year. Most of the time trophies are wasted on the clubs that are allowed to win them.

I could imagine him trailing behind the middle aged mums in a park run and dropping out after 3km. It’s actually quite odd seeing him on the pitch, he doesn’t look like an athlete.

I love how shit Martinez is after all that debate over whether a CB can be 5’2 or whatever he is. Well he’s physically weak as well. Rubbish.

The sad thing is they’ve barely suffered at all. The mismanagement at their club deserves relegation.

We really owe them a hammering at some point.

I can’t believe there’s even a debate about the sending off. I thought it was a red in real time and the replays just confirmed it. He’s tried to do Schar twice.

It’s a stonewall red. He tried to stamp with his left then got him with his right.

If Everton played silky football it just wouldn’t feel right, that’s not what I expect from them. It would be like Vinnie Jones trying to win an Oscar. Everton suits Dyche and Dyche suits Everton, everything is as it should be there.

If you score 5, we’ll score 2 or 3.

Spurs are flat track bullies, they only look good against fragile sides like Southampton and Man U.

Man U might have actually got worse with the new manager. It’s heartwarming.

Leicester should’ve gone for Solskjaer or Dwight Yorke.

Man City taking Saka would be hilarious, not scary.

4th is up for grabs again this season, the January window is going to be massive.

Please give us spurs in the draw.

Forster will be available soon.

He doesn’t press and doesn’t track back. Howe wouldn’t be interested.

You’ll never see a worse player off the ball than Rashford, if he loses it he just casually jogs around. The complete opposite of someone like Gordon.

He kept tripping over his argument that it’s trophies that matter, it was the argument he used against Shearer. He put Salah at 2, with 1 title, and Bale at 10 with 0 titles, and Aguero with 5 titles didn’t make his list. They should’ve told him to go away and think about it and they’ll do the feature next week.

Listening to Carragher explain his list was pretty painful.

Hojlund passed the badge check, Schar didn’t.

Carragher wondering why a few minimum wage stewards can’t sort out a massive crowd of people throwing shit.

Thought it would’ve been harsh, ball just got nicked away as he was kicking it so he caught Sarr on the shin pad. I’d give a yellow.