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Absloutly pathetic player, he had a period were he was really good for us and then he just stopped wanting to put any effort in bar the odd game, what did that fucking thick cunt McClaren call him when he gave him a new deal? "My Best signing yet? "

I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The f***ing c*** Fucking inspirational

Was having a busy morning and then i remembered this actually happened, will be smiling for the rest of the day

Scored in the cup final against PSG

I think we can change the thread title after his tweet? Glad he's ok

Shay Given chilling out behind him That really is Shay Given

He was having a good game and suddenly went fucking mental, exactly what you would expect from him but he really needs to cut this shit out.

In the mood tonight. hope it happens for him.

Its fucking horrible when these don't go in

Last time to watch him with Nice, they started the game by scoring a super goal by Plea.

http://www.themag.co.uk/2016/05/killing-football-club-not-easy-mike-ashley-performed-perfection-newcastle-united/

We got relegated twice with him in the Side, once while he is captain, absolute coward .

He was a horrible appointment from day one, i really believe he did not watch a single minute of us playing before he took over, sold Abied who seemed like a reliable midfielder and started Anita-Colback and fucking Obertan in the first 3 games this season.

L'Equipe: Hatem Ben Arfa is currently in Barcelona to visit the team training ground & to discuss a possible move.

Our forever young Haris Vuckic might finally get to play for the first team

Absloute thick cunt, signing him was a real mistake and was one of the reasons we are in this position.

As True Geordie said if there is one guy that sums this club up its this cunt, shows up once every 6 month.

Despite his best efforts Leicester have won the league.

Probably the best thing about signing him is that he made us mint to play with on Fifa.

Super Article, we've suffered the most from the likes of Allardyce, Kinnear, Pardew, etc.. year in year out.

Klose scored for Lazio against Inter Today, what a legend.

Absolute fucking beast lately, if we stay up he will have to take massive credit for that.

Well done to the young man, was superb today.

He actually looked like he can play football, don't understand why he wasn't used much in the sides when the likes of Gouffran were getting games week in week out.

Can't believe we kept him for 5 fucking years