NEEJ

We've conceded 3 goals in four games.

Harvey Barnes scores goals. Fucking screamers more often than not

An open pint as well.

Training ground door NOT GREASED in astonishing civil war oversight.

Joint eighth on the list of all-time conversion rates for shots outside the box in the PL. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/7ruba7shs4/the-slow-death-of-the-screamer

He can't start because he's not match fit.

Still a maybe - play on Saturday mornings already, but if it gets called off I'll jump back in. Will confirm nearer the time if I can make it!

Unlucky Luque flicking it over Ferdinand's (I think) head and flashing it just wide. Edit: 36 seconds, here:

Is he trying to wind us up or the Palace fans? Proud to sell their players to Bayern.

Cometh the hour, cometh the Krafthman. (Really hoping Trippier stays )

Is it still the same bloke? Sounded like Steve from Steve & Karen.

We had 60% possession against Bournemouth, FWIW.

Some boy.

Thought he recovered well from the OG and horror pass and ended very strongly. But good lord both mistakes were bad.

That's the spirit!

In fairness to Rice, the Brighton lad was about to hit a moving ball, so shouldn't have been able to play it anyway. I think it's incredibly harsh, but he's a mug for doing that while on a yellow. And I can't be too upset with a red card for Arsenal.

Most of the time, for better or worse, the crowd doesn't reflect the feeling that circulates online. I'd expect nothing less than 100% backing for those on the pitch.

Between this and your batshit line-up the other day, good lord.

She was the one that framed the original question about the 16 visits to Italy, by saying she understood they were still to happen. Then she accused him of fabricating a story by going along with it. She's an absolute danger.

Which one of you is Simon Bird?

On the piss-poor NUFC mobile app.

Gaslighting? Howay, man. I watched it live and it didn't come across like that to me at all. I think it was obvious he wasn't happy with our lack of signings, and he said that. He was asked the same question multiple times as usual, so ends up trying to give a slightly different answer to each reporter. The Irish lad asked him an absolutely pitiful question that was a straight up duplicate of a previous question, but without a contextual follow-up. "What lessons have been learned?..."

No, but Izakaya did.

It's also been three games.

Contracted to the BBC for PL stuff isn't he?