NEEJ

*juggler.

Wew.

Juve's zebra away kit.

He's one of the worst footballers I've seen play for us. Absolutely stealing a living.

Surely the better corner flags will still be there each game though?

People need to get behind the team from the off tomorrow, like. None of this grunting and groaning every time someone makes an honest mistake. It's annoying as owt.

Do you want to be on the winning team or the losing team? Wey, the team that has me is winning.

How are the lineups being decided this time? I've been both a blue and a red in the past and I'm eager to know where my loyalties will have to lie this time.

It'd be a crying shame if the king was one of those involved.

I particularly liked when he attempted to tackle one of their lads on our left touchline with his head. Such a weird approach.

Terrible end to this match.

Fucking hell, man. Mitro giving it away in an unforgivable area and then Sels in no man's land. He's fucking shocking.

Rafa, hoy another body on, man.

Sels is so worrying, man. Absolutely no confidence in him to come and collect if there's bodies in front of him at all.

Sort it out, man.

Put your bloody foot through it, Diame.

He's a bit careless with simple passes to feet but otherwise he's been very good going forward. He'll tear it up in this league when he's fully integrated.

Sels: the vampire.

Gayle absolutely has to put that chance away. Diame looks miles off the pace.

He's a reet knacker Shelvey, like. Such a prick at times.

Howay the lads!

That mock WhatsApp convo is shocking. So, so weird.

Was a big day for the groaning freaks yesterday. Even before they scored. People are mongs. Like honestly, they were whinging at every little thing. I know we should be beating virtually everyone at home but it isn't always gonna happen so easy. Games like yesterday we should be getting behind them not groaning every pass and booing them off at half time / full time. They're c***s. They need to f*** off to the cinema if they're just there to be "entertained". Some of the lads (t***s) that sit behind me were absolutely horrendous yesterday, like. One of them seemed incapable of shouting anything other than 'f***ing c***s' every few words. As much as I can't stand watching Paul Dummett struggle about a football pitch, some of the stick he was getting yesterday was embarrassing. Where were you sitting? In the Gallowgate.

Was a big day for the groaning freaks yesterday. Even before they scored. People are mongs. Like honestly, they were whinging at every little thing. I know we should be beating virtually everyone at home but it isn't always gonna happen so easy. Games like yesterday we should be getting behind them not groaning every pass and booing them off at half time / full time. They're c***s. They need to f*** off to the cinema if they're just there to be "entertained". Some of the lads (twats) that sit behind me were absolutely horrendous yesterday, like. One of them seemed incapable of shouting anything other than 'fucking cunts' every few words. As much as I can't stand watching Paul Dummett struggle about a football pitch, some of the stick he was getting yesterday was embarrassing.