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This is the f***ing killer. Even at his fattest, most disinterested and greedy HBA would at least get you off your seat once a game. Yep. Both posts sum it up nicely. Yep - in any one season, HBA was a guarantee of winning you points by himself. Embarrassing that we got rid of him when we did - he is now equal second in Ligue 1's scoring charts. He wouldn't have gotten us a single extra point in the whole of last season. Not one. Need to revisit those posts for the laughs. Which absolute muppet said that?

That Rob whatshisname is rivalling Jim White in the most annoying cunt on SSN at the moment, which is quite a feat.

That stuff about Mark Noble/Jogback.

Too much yoof

Cue Paully leaping to his defence/Ronaldo destroying him.

One slight positive in another shitestain of a season so far.

Strike from Moses!

Hi Mike, you can still fuck off ASAP and you're still a cunt. In case it needed restated.

Harsh on Ope.

7s is never head height, like. Not that I'm particularly fussed, I'm not one for aerial battles.

Unbelievable.

I was smiling all the way through that. What an exciting player, man.

He wasn't bad in the Championship at all. It was just his level at that time in his career. After we got promoted he never really played after we signed Tiote. He was s***, our season was massively better once Guthrie took his place in the side. He really wasn't. Just because he was s*** at all other times he played for us it doesn't mean he was in the championship chrissake the revisionism is astounding on this board. What was it that he actually did that placed him a level above shitness? My memory of him was being horrible on the ball and even worse off it, lunging into tackles and picking up bookings regularly.

Wow, bit of a short term memory have we? Alan Smith was decent in the Championship in our team and filled a role that let the rest of the team play. If ever there was a needed, it's in response to that post.

I could've diagnosed that, man.

He's nowhere near good enough, sadly. I never thought I'd see the day where I'm longing for Dummett to return.

Jesus.

I know for a fact that you speak English, man. I've heard you talk. Come on.

How many yellows is he on?

Exactly my thinking. They looked fresh and streets ahead of the others in terms of movement and interplay.

He's absolutely bobbins. He offers no threat going forward, can't pick a pass, doesn't tackle particularly well unless it's last ditch, runs about in his own little space when we don't have the ball oblivious to those around him and he's a nailed-on booking nigh on every match. I can't stand watching him anymore.

He's not doing himself any favours with his team selections. Ayoze Perez is head and shoulders above any other player in our team at the moment. Why on earth wasn't he on the pitch from the off?