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Thauvin gets that if he gambles. So close.

It's even more annoying when you consider that this Man Utd team aren't anything special at all.

Terrible substitution. We're inviting pressure and it'll be a miracle if we come out unscathed.

Some shocking refereeing, here.

Did Shaw not get a booking there? Blatant yellow.

Why's it only on the red button on TV, man?

Proper oot of date, that.

Also football hipsters who use their first name as opposed to their surname on the back of their shirts. Memphis Depay being the latest c*** to follow this - even the commentators are calling him Memphis as if they f***ing know him personally. Michael Owen - "Memphis looks like a footballer doesn't he?" http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/02/YOU_DONT_SAY-362x285.png They've been told to call Depay Memphis cos his Dad ran out on him or some s*** Aye sems fair enough to me, kid don't want to be associated with his dad's name. Why doesn't he just change his name, then? Costs next to nowt.

Where's this quote from? Terry Vegetables.

You're the anti-Ronaldo.

Kike Sola deserves a 10 match ban for that shit hair alone.

EXPULSADO

I think McClaren is causing the lad problems by bringing him on as a sub. He seems riled up and full of hell as he jumps off the bench. I reckon he'd be calmer starting games and easing himself in. Or he's just batshit mental.

Not quite Steven Taylor levels, but Not even close to being a Steven Taylor moment. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Chill out man, you fairy. I just found it funny.

Not quite Steven Taylor levels, but

He wasn't very good, he was OK, you're right about the determineds though. I'm not determined to hate him. I hate him. I can't understand how anyone can give him the time of day after his celebration/photo antics with the mackems the other year. (Cue Ian screaming that this shouldn't be held against him.) If he was a tremendous talent I'd ignore all that in a heartbeat but he's not. He's bang average at best and I don't want him playing for my club. I'd have done exactly the same as him in the derby game, loads of people calling you allsorts of crap then you get a chance to turn it back, f***ing right I would. Comes with the territory, man. You absolutely do not rub it in like he did then pretend to be Mr Geordie when your club picks you out of the bargain bin.

He wasn't very good, he was OK, you're right about the determineds though. I'm not determined to hate him. I hate him. I can't understand how anyone can give him the time of day after his celebration/photo antics with the mackems the other year. (Cue Ian screaming that this shouldn't be held against him.) If he was a tremendous talent I'd ignore all that in a heartbeat but he's not. He's bang average at best and I don't want him playing for my club.

Shut up, man. I hope he halves you. I missed the match today but saw the challenge earlier on and I can't believe anyone's in a tizzy about it. It's a nothing challenge made worse by the Southampton player's movement.

Gerrin!

s*** like this is why you keep getting warned. Do it, Mikey.

What are you on about, man?

It's one hell of a slinging job if it isn't! Just realised there's only one crane in the picture.

Is it attached to the ground yet?